Thursday, 21 April 2016

Poetry for RRRRrrrrrrrrrr

RRRRRrrrrrrrrrr said the Pirate
As he stood on the Pirate Ship
A mug of rum in his hand
From which he had a little sip
As he watched the waves far out at sea
A parrot on his shoulder
And a wooden leg attached to his left Knee
RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr me hearties
As he winks at the rest of his crew
Throwing Tom the cabin boy overboard
Because it is the sort of thing
Pirates are meant to do 

Man Overboard

HHHA Hha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha h

RRRRr Damn the Shark got him


  1. Better luck next time, Chum, I mean, Tom. We have way too much stuff marinating in the garage, and basement, and closets. Husband says we need a self-cleaning house instead of a self-cleaning oven.

    1. Ah yes our house id full of stuff too a lot of stuff, but I like stuff a lot.

  2. I half been a man over board several times in the last week, as I have been doing a bit of the carpentry. While I didn't have a peg leg, I was putting up sheets of peg board, and I 'half' been doing it because I was cutting boards nearly in half, while putting half of the on the wall while being half way up a ladder.

    Sorry I have been gone a bit, veRy sick for two weeks from about Saturday the 2nd April.

    1. Mr ESB I do hope you are OK I just assume you are working hard when I dont see you about. Maybe you need to chill a bit, more rest is good for the soul. OK it will not pay the bills but getting that work pleasure life balance is important. . . I just gave up working and keep my fingers crossed I dont entirely run out of money.

      Take Care.

  3. Poor Tom. If murder charges were brought against the pirate, he wouldn't have a leg to stand on in court...ahem...I'll get my coat shall I?

    1. Its Ok Miss Lily I have made that joke many times and as it happens my wife has an artificial leg so we do pirate jokes a lot here.