Friday, 8 April 2016

Poetry for Goats

Goats are great
At guessing the time
And reciting a rather majestic
Goatee beardy rhyme
And will eat tins of beans
And apple sauce
As well as almost
Anything else of course
Which is the thing, what goats like to do?
 . . . . . . . . . . . . (look its poetry so Ya Sucks Boo)
And if they got the chance
They would like
Almost certainly

To eat you.

 . . . . . . . . . . . . (which if you say quickly sounds like an Owl), 

Which will unnerve most rodents if you shout it at them as they scurry about your kitchen, as they do in their devil may care way making rude gestures at the cats who have a far to comfortable lifestyle for their own good.  


  1. Heehee! Like the most idiotic of idiots, I'm actually sat here saying 'to eat you' at rapid speed...the worse thing is, that you're correct.
    Jeez,I need to get out more.

    1. Beware going out because the Owls will get you.