Saturday, 1 June 2013

The so called Locked Double Helix State of Equilibrium.

It appears I am in a state of equilibrium, which is not good for my diary as it started when I was not fighting the masses hoards of the Zombies of Space, evil monsters from the far reaches of the universe hell bent on stealing the secret formula of Custard Creams, while two distracted men fight a dual on issues that I will not discuss here. But I think if I say Custard Creams and Jammy Dodger Biscuits I can be sure that 99.9999999 percent of the world’s population will not have a clue what I am talking about.

 This state of equilibrium also means I have not been making a twenty five foot (high not legs) steam powered penguin or fighting a huge man eating squid in the pond or teaching Gnats to fly in formation over the veggie patch in a re-enactment of the Battle of Britain, as it happens a gnat in a steep dive at full speed makes a rather good Junkers Ju 87 Stuka although that is not the point; none of this happened due to this damn state of equilibrium. I am not sure how long a state of equilibrium can last I have heard rumours of people trapped inside them for years on end, and that in the worst case a state of equilibrium can be created inside another state of equilibrium in the so called Locked Double Helix State of Equilibrium. 

I did get a small two stroke engine going today, went to the Castle of the Bishop briefly, put a bracket on a wall and cut some grass, poked a stick in a dark damp muddy hole and cut some hedge, but this is terrible what will that nice Steven Spielberg say when I should be climbing wild unclimbed things and saving Custard Creams.  I will need to puncture the fabric of the state of equilibrium tomorrow or I may be doomed to a life of doom.  I may go and help the Ghost Writer turn radiograms into Elvis, no sorry I mean a super gaming computer.


  1. Just been catching up on posts about pizza slices, large red buttons and states of equilibrium. Need to go and lie down now...

    Ooh and I see that you are one away from achieving 100 followers Rob Z. Oooooh! :)

    1. Not quite 100 followers yet Miss Lily and one of them is me, so I will remain chilled until I get to 500 in 2073.

  2. Nothing like getting a small engine going by using the two stroke method. A good Sunday to you, Rob.

    Gary :)

    1. Thank you Good Sir, I am off to see the art work of a good friend later so if the sun stays out it will be a good day.

  3. I have a feeling we have not heard the last of this Custard Cream/Jammy Dodger debate.

    It could be the end of us all.

    PS- Fingers crossed you reach the big 100 soon.


    1. As I said to Miss Lily the 100 thing is a bit iffy really as one of them is me and one or two of them have never ever returned, they are the A to Z follow everyone group. It is a smallish group but I have seen them on almost every A to Z I have visited which is close to 1000 now.

      On the bright side 100 CUSTARD CREAMS . . . . . . Hooo Raaar

  4. Your number was long so I copied it down correctly and correctly. Your number 99.9999999 percent of people narrows it down quite a ways. I think there are around 7 billion people on the planet, so that is:


    100 - 99.9999999 = 0.0000001

    100 0.0000001
    1000 0.000001
    10000 0.00001
    100000 0.0001
    1000000 0.001
    10000000 0.01
    100000000 0.1
    1000000000 1

    1,000,000,000 : 1 equals a billion to one ratio

    So I think that means only 7 people on the planet would know about Custard Creams and Jammy Dodger Biscuits. After aLL that, I must resume reading the rest of your blog OR resume my nap that I just woke up from. Decisions, decisions, decisions ...

    I just came up with a Grand Idea. You know how they have the A-Z for 26 days of writing? Maybe there could be a numerical based writing thing where the focus of the daily writing could be a number. 1 through 31 or 30 or 28 depending on which month, might be boring, so if you had a favorite group of numbers, like maybe 1, 3, 10, 12, 34, 44 - you could write about them. Here is an example: What is the best time to get to the detist? Answer: Before 2:30 (two thirty ~ tooth hurty, hahahahahahahahahaha)

    1. Sorry, typo: dentist, not detist

    2. I am at least a half huge man and I have no plans to eat even a half of a squid. I did eat noodle today, and found out that the bowl of gumbo I gave away was completely spilled because person L didn't teLL person S about bowl of G being in the refrigerator so it wound up being a mess on the floor for person S to clean up. Person S gave me her phone number so I could text her neXt time when soup was coming and person L apologized to me for not teLLing person S. So now I have to make at least a triple batch to give some to person S, some for me person E, and in the mean time I promised some to my neighbor person D who mowed my lawn. You would have received this comment about three minutes sooner, but I had to talk to Cooper. And Cooper would have got his cheese about 1 minute faster, but I had to finish writing [this].