Saturday, 20 April 2013
Ronald the Royal Rabbit
The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
R Ronald the Royal Rabbit
Ronald the royal Rabbit was a round rotund rabbit from eating radishes and rhubarb
You are so very round, said the robin sitting in a rosebush.
As round as Round can be said Ronald the Royal Rabbit
Then a rook said you are so very very round, as it sat in a rowan tree
You are right, As round as Round can be said Ronald the Royal Rabbit.
Then a rattlesnake said you are very very very round, as he rested in the rocks
Then the kings cook came out and chopped off Ronald the royal Rabbit’s head
And as the king ate his dinner that evening he said
What a lovely round rabbit this is
And Ronald the royal Rabbit looking down from Rabbit heaven said
This story is rubbish . . . . . . . I demand a rewrite.