Tuesday, 16 April 2013
Neptune and the Newtonian Telescope
The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
Back in the Neolithic times when newts navigated the north like huge lumbering Naughty Nomadic Naturalists from
we find Neptune
knapping (DAMN those silent K’s) not knowing (DAMN again) of the nearing nemesis. It was his Auntie Nelly who nudged him and said “Newts
are nibbling your new Newtonian telescope”. Neptune the great king of the Never world was not happy as it was new
and he was hoping to discover a new
planet with it, so he leap nimbly
to his feet. “No No NO be off you
NASTY newts never darken my Newtonian telescope again”.
But the newts knew (DAMN
those K’s again) that it was a year ago almost to the day that the NEMESIS of the NIGHT, the NEOLITHIC
NEON NEWTONOSAUR emerged from the depths of the deep, so the newts shouted NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA Na na na na YA SUCKS
BOO at Neptune, which was not Nice.
The Next day (evening) Neptune viewed the night sky examining Nebula and Ninety nine Norwegian Nudists in a Nut tree when he noticed a small knobbly (DAMN AGAIN) object in the night sky, a small object never seen before one which Neptune decided to call Neptune a new and noble planet. As Neptune nodded knowingly (damn done it again) and watched a nymph as it navigated the newts pond, the rather nasty NEMESIS of the NIGHT from last year, the NEOLITHIC NEON NEWTONOSAUR sneaked up behind him and ate him, it’s a nasty critter.
And to this day every time a Newt looks up into the night sky and sees the Noble planet Neptune navigating its way across the night sky, it ponders the nature of the Natural world and says NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Na na na na YA SUCKS BOO . . . . . . . .
I did say newts are not nice.
I have received the Badge of Cool from one of my favourite blogs (and member of RATs)
Many thanks Mr H your a genius