Friday, 8 February 2013
Reaping revenge on the beasts who will remain nameless (horses) . . . . AH . DAMN
The grinding wheels of winter grind on although today was at least sunny, I ramble on yet again about weather because it appears it is going to rain or snow again for a few days. I think we may have reached the point were a psychological change in the way we all live may be needed, things like going to work in a boat and wearing wet suits and keeping an inflatable boat under the stairs for emergencies.
Anyway onto the day, firstly I would like to say that sometime ago I did a lot of complaining about a certain animal that as far as I could tell was distracting that very nice Steven Spielberg from the making of a rather good film based on the diary of a certain person who will remain nameless because it was me . . . . . . . AH DAMN. At the time I did say that I would reap revenge on the said beasts, turn all such said beasts into mince meat and destroy the evidence by turning them into convenient meal sized packages, and in turn ruin their film careers, less Black Beauty more Burnt Burger. So I would just like to say I am innocent it has nothing to do with me. Lets face it, the very nice Steven Spielberg has been making films about Presidents of the
and I can hardly go and make a convenient microwaveable dinner for two out of
American presidents so I know when I am defeated by overwhelming odds. USA
the man with no name
An old family friend called in today who we have not seen for ages so we chatted drank tea and ate lemon drizzle cake; yes it appears that cake is slowly taking on the name of the British Weather. I do like lemon drizzle cake and as the weather is due to get worse it may be necessary to purchase a packet of Snowballs although with luck things will not get to the point we are buying iceberg lettuce, that would be terrible.
OK that’s it for tonight because it is.