Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Seagulls and the Periodic Table.... Learning Chinese and Coffee.
Well it has been a day of a bit of this and a bit of that, Firstly my old sea fairing friend Captain Nessman of the High Seas was wearing his pirate hat. He has not worn his pirate hat for a while but then he has been anchored in a quite cove enjoying some sun and a little bit of peace while he learns Chinese. I have warned him in the past there is a danger of us Europeans, (OK he is from the
but the situation is
probably the same I’m sure), are all driven mad by trying to learn Chinese.
Even the great mind of Captain Nessman. United States
So I have told him to take care and not feed the seagulls. Seagulls are clever birds and can easily become addicted to human food. They told me once (the seagulls) “You try eating raw fish every day and see if you like it”, Yes Ok I understand their viewpoint, if it was battered (Not as in with a club but with a crispy batter) and served with chips then OK and the seagulls think the same so best not to tell them in the first place or let them get the taste for it.
NOW LOOK …… Why am I talking about seagulls, its that Captain Nessman’s fault?
Elsewhere in cyberspace Mr ESB is making coffee and I have warned him too that there is a tiny element of unpredictability (0.09539976 roughly) in the process of making coffee which means that sometimes it will taste brilliant and other times it will not, and yet the reason for this is untenable; the so called “Unpredictable Element”. Why it has never been added to the periodic table is anyone’s guess but I think it is a good excuse for a conspiracy theory (but not tonight). It is why I don’t drink coffee, but do drink tea.
Finally I have started to do something on the Montgomery Cardboard Robot Club Olympian Robot and think I have a plan of sorts as to what he (or she) might look like, maybe, sort of?
Ooooo by the way the weather was OK today and the cats were lazy
Sorry for too many OK’s but I guess most of you are OK about it HAH HAHAHH AHH AHh hah hahahah hahh hah ahahaha haha hhaha hahaha ha.