Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The Famous Architecture of the PERPLEXED PINEAPPLE PAGODA of PERSIA

It has been perishingly cold today with persistent petulant piercing rain penetrating the pores of the poor folk walking their Pekinese in the park, it was predicted so why they have to punish themselves is rather peculiar, and the Pekinese looked perished and puffed out anyway.

In school today we were discussing the principles of Architecture and in Particular the Famous Perplexed Pineapple Pagoda of Persia built by the Prince of Persia in the 15th century at the Peak of his powers.  It is apparently known as the Perplexed Pineapple because of the polymorphic plebeian perpendicular pitched pillared pivoting Staircase that penetrates the Pineapple Pagodas prestigious Crown. The dog incidentally says “Poppycock and I could write what I know about Architecture on a piece of paper the size of a peanut in big letters”. All I can say is POOOOOO, the dog is just a posy protagonist, what the dog fails to take into account is all the readers know less that I do about the Famous Perplexed Pineapple Pagoda of Persia. And anyway If that very nice Steven Spielberg is going to make the block buster movie (sorry the sequel to the block buster movie) then a prestigious panoramic location is a priority.

Interestingly the PERPLEXED Pineapple Pagoda was built as a Pigeon Loft for the princes prized POISONOUS PERUVIAN PUFF PIGEONS who would Promenade importantly in the pinnacles of its crown. Mr Plant the Architecture lecturer said it was quite plausible that the Pagoda was built as a pleasure facility and………..

It was at this point that the lesson came to an abrupt halt when Esmeralda’s pyrotechnics’ panicked the pupils and they pushed out of the doors towards the Pub for a pork Pie. It was all a bit chaotic until Peter the landlord of the Pub started playing his bagpipes……. A sort of Pie Piper…… Mmmmmm I have always wondered where the meat in his pies came from???......... ……. ……. ……YUM

Ooooooo by the way Captain Flint the Parrot says “Pieces of Eight ……… Polly needs a Poo”

So much for the principles of good taste……. really 



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    1. I did but there are a lot of P words in fact I thin P is the easiest letter to do this with.

      However the PERPLEXED PINEAPPLE PAGODA has a pool with Pilchards in at the front I have included a picture of it (not the pilchards)

  2. I knew the Pilchards. Or maybe they were the Blanchards. I'm old. I forget stuff.
    But WOWSERS! You've got some P happening here today!!!!

    1. I forget stuff...... I blame the Ghost Writer he is old and grumpy.

      Not sure how I ended up with an old grumpy Ghost Writer......AH yes I remember he is cheap....

  3. Looks like the Taj with a Pineappale atop. Now I am perplexed.

    1. Yes I know plagiarism, the plight of the Persian Princes

  4. Taj Ma-hahahahahaha-hal, I will try to get a picture of my pineapple posted today. It is still at about 4 and half inches taLL but it appears to be getting wider.