What does a Parrok Eat
On the night of Halloween
Small children covered in
Chocolate
Although some say that’s
rather Mean
And a deep fried battered
Vicar
Caught by a fisherman
In the wild Batter-SeaS
Which is will eat with
great enthusiasm
With a big pile of Mushy Peas
And when it has had enough
It will head out to have
some fun
And will Promptly be very
sick
On some poor unsuspecting
passing Nun
Which is why many religious
folk
Do not like the Night of Halloween
Because they find they
might get eaten
Or end up messy
Rather
than clean
So if pass a Parrok
And it is pondering what to Eat
Just make sure you are not
dressed
As a Nun or a Vicar
Or you will become its next
Trick
or Treat
That
Ron Weasley likes
Halloween
He really is a One
Running up and down in the
dark
Frightening little old
ladies
Just for Fun
The real horror in that poem, is mushy peas!
ReplyDeleteI entirely agree I am no fan of Mushy Peas. but they can be useful in poetry. . . .
DeleteI'm not a fan of Halloween,
DeleteAs I hope you have already guessed.
But I take Umbridge at anyone,
Who says mushy peas are not the best!
(they are the best!!!)
This will be my granddaughter's first Halloween. I aM noT surE whaT heR costumE wiLL bE yeT. I am thinking of dressing as a Yeti. That gives me the choice of either being an abominable snowman OR an ice chest. I was leaning towards ice chest.
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