Halloween Poetry Part One . . . . . .

Yes it is not long until Halloween and so I feel it is time to write some Halloween Poetry, which the ordinary chap in the street such as myself can relate too, and go AH YES that makes the point very well indeed that is exactly what I was thinking. Anyway here is my first proper Halloween Poem of 2015 and I can say with some certainty it is exactly what I was thinking which must be a good sign.

  

Halloween and there is a gentle knocking on my door

Small children in black bin liners I spy there

So I might give them a small surprise

And leap at them dressed

As a Vampire Grizzly Bear

And steal their sweets and growl at them.

And maybe howl loudly at the moon

I suspect they might then all runaway

With no plans to come back soon

Then I might scratch at my neighbour’s windows

Snarl and show my pointy teeth

And chase his cat up a tree

As he watches in puzzlement and fearful disbelief

And if he calls the police (as he did last year) I’ll then chase them too

And shout Trick or Treat or maybe even threaten demonic death . . . . .

But then I guess they will in the end finally catch me

Once I totally run out of Breath

And take me off to jail . . .  (Again)

And give me chocolate coins and some ice cold BEER

Letting me out the following morning

With a caution and warning me

Not to do it again

Next YEAR

But I will

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