Yes it is not long until Halloween and so I feel it is time to write some Halloween Poetry, which the ordinary chap in the street such as myself can relate too, and go AH YES that makes the point very well indeed that is exactly what I was thinking. Anyway here is my first proper Halloween Poem of 2015 and I can say with some certainty it is exactly what I was thinking which must be a good sign.
Halloween and there is a gentle
knocking on my door
Small children in black
bin liners I spy there
So I might give them a
small surprise
And leap at them dressed
As a Vampire Grizzly Bear
And steal their sweets and
growl at them.
And maybe howl loudly at
the moon
I suspect they might then
all runaway
With no plans to come back
soon
Then I might scratch at my
neighbour’s windows
Snarl and show my pointy teeth
And chase his cat up a
tree
As he watches in puzzlement
and fearful disbelief
And if he calls the police
(as he did last year) I’ll then chase them too
And shout Trick or Treat or maybe even threaten demonic
death . . . . .
But then I guess they will
in the end finally catch me
Once I totally run out of Breath
And take me off to jail .
. . (Again)
And give me chocolate
coins and some ice cold BEER
Letting me out the
following morning
With a caution and warning
me
Not to do it again
Next YEAR
But I will
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I think that's more harassment then Halloween mayhem Mr Z.
ReplyDeleteYou are not the first to say this about my poetry Miss Lily. . . . AH No Hang on you are not talking about the Poetry.
DeleteI am expecting a Russian Trick or Treat visitor this year so I may have to learn Russian.
Although I am sat here suffering
ReplyDeletefrom a chesty, throaty cough.
If kids come round my way trick and treating
Ill simply tell them to b***er off!
I usually do this, although since moving into some serious country the only visitors we get are a few real Zombies and Vampires.
DeleteSuch artistry with words. You're a regular Edgar Allen Poo.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Tossing It Out
Poo is ironically rather close to the point today Mr B as the village hall is have sewage issues and guess who has volunteered to have a look and try and sort it. In the world of Scary things this is one high on the list and involves much poking with pointy sticks from a safe distance. I have asked for extra hands to assist but this was met with screaming and folk running away at speed.
DeleteHey Mr. Rob,
ReplyDeleteRemind me not to come knocking on your door! Trick or treat and yikes!
Gary
Well Mr G I must admit I am more Grizzly than Bare, neither of which is ideal. . . .
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