Poetry for Vikings

Great Great Great Great Granny

Was a Viking

And so was Granddad Joe

And Uncle (Blood Axe) Quinton

Who would wave his Axe at folk

Out in the wild winter snow

And Mad Billy Broadsword

And Strange Little Auntie Swen

Who would do her Viking war dance?

At any passing men

And Nanny Blodwyn Ice-Pick

And Wild Willy Fiord

And Boris the Nod

Who was a bit odd

And his wife Granny Ken  

And so was Auntie Nelly

And Great Granddad Ben

And Milly the Mad

And Jim the Bad

And his sheep which he kept in a Pen

Which is Why?

Rather reassuringly  

They have all said . . . (with much confidence and nodding)

As a Viking

I have large majestic horns

Growing out of the top of my Head.

Still it means I'm popular at Halloween

Ooooo I just thought of this and rather liked it. Well that's the way brains work. . . Odd little things that they are

The Minister of Sinister

Goes out at #Halloween

And waves things at passing Folk

Such as a Mummified Octopus

And a Rat made from Plasticine.