I was asked what at first
appears to be a simple question about names yesterday. . . . . . . Why
isn't ITV1+1 just called ITV2 . . . . . .
It’s an innocent sort of thought but under the surface lays a terrible
secret. You see ITV1+1 is in fact one
of the time shift channels created to manipulate mankind, as a programme ends
on ITV1 it suddenly turns up on ITV1+1. Very useful folk will think a chance to
watch the programme you have just missed and were looking foreword too.
But this apparently simple
and popular idea is a way to control time, ask yourself where does this extra
hour come from that allows a TV channel to move programmes about like this. The
fact is that these huge media companies have devised a way to bend time, allowing
them to create the 25hr a day television experience.
Now just ask yourself this
question what device do you use to check the correct time, is it granddads
grandfather clock wound up religiously every two days that stands in the hallway
out of direct sunlight. Or is it some sort of media device such as the radio or
a mobile phone or a PC, are you planning to rush out and buy the new iWatch.
You see all these devices with the exception of granddads grandfather clock
are under the control of Western imperialist corporate multinationals that are
keen to turn us all into Zombies working long hours to produce more media
devices so we can watch more repeated programming.
ITV1+1 is just the thin edge of the wedge
once +2 +3 +4 and so on arrive we will be so confused by the constant watching
of the same soap or reality show repeated at what appears to be the same time
our willpower will be destroyed. We will
then be Zombies forced to work as slaves eating 15minute meals and removing
stains that no other detergent can shift.
Remember the book, film,
play and board game 1984, remember that saying that folk like to quote . . . . . BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU . . . .
. and what is the device everyone plans
to rush out and buy at great cost the minute it arrives in the shops . . . the
iWatch . . . . . Exactly I rest my case (that’s the long case of Granddads
grandfather clock which says it is midday exactly. . . . is it meant to be this
dark?
It could also be ITVeleven.
ReplyDeleteI checked my iPhone just now and it is possible to take your phone off The Grid. I just now took it off and manually forced the time to be 1 minute off, slow of course. We will see how accurate it is over time or how long it takes to be 1+1 minutes different than The Grid.
I laughed at your sentence, "Big Brother is watching us", because they are constantly changing our clocks, they are re-"watch"-ing us.
DeleteTaking your iPhone off grid sounds like a good idea, in fact it is something you can use to your advantage if you are late for a meeting. Just show people and say look its an iPhone so it must be the right time. Of course this is the very same cunning plan that the mutantationals sorry thats multinationals have. . . . .
DeleteI dont think that . . . . Big Brother is iWatching you. . . . . is going to catch on as a marketing idea for apples new device.
OOooooo I may have a new word Mr ESB mutantationals . . . do you like it I can see it might appeal to you as a word.
DeleteIt's all just part of the governments scheme to turn us into a Zombie Nation.
ReplyDeleteIt is Miss Lily very much so in fact I think they have kidnapped Mr H, he was on some secret mission at the time.
DeleteIt's more sinister than I had thought. Will we be slow moving zombies, or the fast type of zombies? The 1984 board game was a bit rough. All that double think, it went on interminably. My siblings and I never got to the point of Oceania beating Eurasia, we just ended up alcoholics. (Orwell jokes!)
ReplyDeleteI think the link to 1984 means they must be slow Zombies they all move about slowly as far as I remember from the film, shouting four legs good two legs bad. . . . AH I might be a bit confused.
DeleteGosh you are a clever soul and know stuff. Most of my regulars are clever people which is ironic because I'm an IDIOT and make it all up and hope for the best.