The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Saturday, 9 August 2014
Great Paradoxes of Modern Life Part 2
The Great Paradoxes of Modern Life Part 2
1. . . . . Everyone should stand up and be Counted
2 . . . . . . . . . . . . .It is easier to count, sitting Down
This is why I have honed my skills at counting while jumping up and down. I can see everyone in the crowd better and I'm toning my calves.
ReplyDeleteSurely if you let the cattle just runabout in a field and sit on one of them and wave it would save you a lot of leaping about.
DeleteI try to avoid honing and toning on the same day to avoid confusion and eXhaustion. At most I wiLL aLLow a 1:14 maximum ratio of H:T or T:H
DeleteIf counting and down go together, this eXplains why the Chancellor of the Exchequer is at 11 DOWN-ing Street.
ReplyDeletethere only appears to be a No 10 and N0 11 Downing Street. I feel streets need more than two houses.
DeleteI think there are 9 through 12, but I could be confused. There appear to have been several more in the past, now demolished.
DeleteI think I live on the 2nd shortest street in my city. There are several streets that are only one block long.
DeleteOur village only really has one street
DeleteYour village street is mainly a Y, right?
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