The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Friday, 8 August 2014
Great Paradoxes of Modern Life
The Great Paradoxes of Modern Life
1. . . . . Never go to a Fancy Dress Party Dressed as a Coral Reef
2 . . . . . . . . . Never Go to a Coral Reef Dressed in a Fancy Dress
But I can go to a fancy dress party dressed in a cloud, right? It's just under the sea things that are off-limits, right? Man, this living stuff is hard.
I think clouds and coral reefs have the same issue that represents a serious problem. It is very difficult to fit through a doorway. . . . I would advise going as a practical shape.
Those are wise words to live by Mr Z, as is "Never slip Rohypnol into the pint of an undercover policeman." I found that out that hard way.
ReplyDeleteI'd add to that - "Never go under the covers with PC Rohypnol!" .... long story.. hahahahahaha
DeleteAs a child friendly blog I would just like to point out Rohypnol is like Ronseal is does exactly what is says on the tin. . . .
DeleteI wonder what I am s'pposed to wear to a Fancy Dress Party that is held at a Coral Reef. I am thinking my choices are limited to a tux-speedo.
ReplyDeletetux-speedo . . . . . . . . very good indeed Mr ESB..... I did not see that one.
DeleteYou would probably not want to see me in the sea with one either. Your retinas might revolt.
DeleteSo it appears that Google+ comments are separate from Blogger comments, all about the same blogpost. Seems too disconnected to me.
ReplyDeleteWell sort of it, is possible to link your Google+ comments to the Blogger comments as one and the same. But I prefer to keep them seperate myself.
DeleteIt's cyberspace, things are never straight forward. . . .
But I can go to a fancy dress party dressed in a cloud, right? It's just under the sea things that are off-limits, right? Man, this living stuff is hard.
ReplyDeleteI think clouds and coral reefs have the same issue that represents a serious problem. It is very difficult to fit through a doorway. . . . I would advise going as a practical shape.
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