Saturday 9 August 2014

Great Paradoxes of Modern Life Part 2

The Great Paradoxes of Modern Life Part 2






1. . . . . Everyone should stand up and be Counted

2 . . . . . . . . . . . . .It is easier to count, sitting Down

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  1. This is why I have honed my skills at counting while jumping up and down. I can see everyone in the crowd better and I'm toning my calves.

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    1. Surely if you let the cattle just runabout in a field and sit on one of them and wave it would save you a lot of leaping about.

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    2. I try to avoid honing and toning on the same day to avoid confusion and eXhaustion. At most I wiLL aLLow a 1:14 maximum ratio of H:T or T:H

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  2. If counting and down go together, this eXplains why the Chancellor of the Exchequer is at 11 DOWN-ing Street.

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    1. there only appears to be a No 10 and N0 11 Downing Street. I feel streets need more than two houses.

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    2. I think there are 9 through 12, but I could be confused. There appear to have been several more in the past, now demolished.

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    3. I think I live on the 2nd shortest street in my city. There are several streets that are only one block long.

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    4. Our village only really has one street

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    5. Your village street is mainly a Y, right?

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