N is for Non-existent Man
Have you ever had a quiet
night watching TV and thought to yourself . . . . I really do hope no one turns up unexpected .
. . . . . Well this is a job for Non-existent
Man, he never turns up when he is not wanted.
Do you lie in the sun in
the summer worrying that something noisy and loud is going to ruin it all flying overhead. . . . Are you thinking . . . Is it Bird is it a Plane . . . . Well
NO its Non-existent Man, he makes no noise what so ever.
Do you rely on an Express
train to get to work on time and have concerns it may be stopped by some idiot
in a cape and tights. Well you can rely on Non-existent Man he never stops
trains or chases bullets.
Are you a struggling
burglar attacking little old ladies and stealing their cute kittens and have
worries that some bloke in a mask is going to ruin your fur coat business just
as it is getting started. Well NO you can depend on Non-existent Man to leave
you in peace.
Pestered by Super Heroes, then call for Non-existent Man he never comes to your rescue….
He doesn't sound like he wouldn't not perform some absolutely astounding tasks. Not really, really uninspiring. Not at all who I don''t want to be when I grow up. I think. Possibly.
ReplyDeleteAs a super hero Non-existent Man has a lot going for him, he is indestructible and eco friendly and is brilliant at hide and seek as long as he is hiding. He does sort of give up seeking and folk get bored and go home.
DeleteAnd his true identity remains unknown to this day.
Non-existant man is my best friend. He doesn't get mad when I don't call, doesn't expect anything from me, and leaves me alone. What a good guy.
ReplyDeleteWe all like a chap who will help but not get in your space at the same time.....
DeleteI did not realize that I should worry about my fur coats. Now I wiLL. I am ready to go to work for a while but my wife is stiLL asleep. We were s'pposed to work on an art project together but she was lazier than me yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAs long as your wife is thinking about Art, it is OK, Art involves a lot of thinking . . . . . Well that's what I tell folk and I seem to get away with it most of the time.
DeleteMost beasts with fur tend to worry about fur coats but mainly because they prefer to see them on themselves.
Prefer (Pre-Fur) . . .HAH HAH AH HAH AHAHH HA HAH AH HAH AH AH HA HAH AH ha ha ha ha ha
I got close to finishing my art project and got the customer's final approval to go to print when I am finished but then I got more sick with flu like symptoms, so a few things are on hold. Plus tomorrow is s'pposed to be a mopping day, so ..... Cooper is getting tired of me being sick and he is now irritating Tamie.
DeleteGet well soon Mr ESB, I guess its the end of winter crash that bodies have a habit of doing.
DeleteI will send Non-existent Man, you will not even realize he has been.
Well I'd probably appreciate Nonexistent Man, unless he truly interfered with me seeing a man in tights. I'm okay with losing the furs, but not the tights!
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