So what exciting events happened
today I hear you type, well I sort of did things that I have done before really, starting with a bit of Zombie defence maintenance, it is after all important to
be vigilant or they will sneak in; and before you can say Boris Karloff they
are stabbing at your head with a knife and fork demanding dinner. OK yes quite
a lot of them prefer spoons because lets face it the right hand, left hand, mouth
coordination of a Zombie is famously RUBBISH.
After this I had a small bonfire
to try and get rid of a pile of bits still lingering about from when the men
with chainsaws removed the trees that were starting to get tangled up in the
power lines that run over the corner of the garden. It was not really the best
bonfire I have had but such is the way of bonfires, but at least all the stuff
that was on it burnt even if there is still rather a large pile of more bits to
burn in the future.
I then decided
that after the events of yesterday where the man in the moon was eaten by a
space gecko I needed to make escape plans in case the beast turns up here. So I
tested the Steam Powered Steam Paddle Steamer in the pond. It was raining a bit
at the time so an excellent test of the conditions I will have to face when
being pursued by a space gecko, and it also gave me the opportunity to do a
quick re-enactment of Pirates of the Caribbean
again . . . . .HAR HAR HAR
Shiver me
timbers
Sail the Main
Brace.
Lash them to
the seagull and make em talk about planks? ….. (sorry Walk the Plank)
Yo ho ho and a
bottle of rum
Roast the
parrot on the gibbered
More power
Scotty there be a storm brewin HAR HAR
We'll have no Rhett
Butler’s on this here paddle steamer, feed him to the sharks
It
be gold HAR HAR
Run
for your lives it’s a Space Ferret (sorry Gecko) HAR HAR HAR
AH
mum has said IDIOT.
You come across a lot of space animals. Space geckos, space ferrets, space marmosets. You should open a Space Zoo. You could constantly play Babylon Zoo - Space Man all the time, it would be great.
ReplyDeleteI am always amused that when I Google these things I get as many web pages listed as I do. I normally think HA HA no one will have done that yet only to find half the world has beaten me to the idea.
DeleteStill I will evidentially think of something no one else has, but it may take some time.
I think I have a large bottle rum somewhere or it might be vodka. I don't remember as I rarely go in that room and it is dark outside and that room is in another building. I think I am saving that alcohol for the post-Apollo-clips when the main forms of black market currency wiLL be alcohol, bullets, hydrocodone, and Elvis CD's.
ReplyDeleteI will be broke when the post-Apollo-clips sneaks up on us as I will only have a few strange stories, some drawings and a posh guitar which I can only play remarkably badly.... OOoo and a drum which I play WELL GOOD....
DeleteHere is a drummer joke for you:
DeleteWhat do you caLL a drummer in prison right before he bumps his head reaLLy hard?
Answer: Tis a preconcussion con percussionist
That joke will take some beating . . . . .AHAH HAHAH HAH HAHAHH Hah ha ha ha ha ha hah ah haha ahah ah hah.
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