Today was hot; life in a south
facing glass building with no air conditioning is tough, us Brits are just not
designed for hot summers and high humidity. In fact it’s the high humidity that
is the problem if it was a dry heat we would be better off you don’t see folk
complaining in the great deserts of the world that the office is too hot.
It is the last week of school
and tomorrow will be my last week of teaching small over enthusiastic children for
the year, next year they will all be a year older and just slightly less
enthusiastic, sadly this does tend to happen as you get older so when folk
shout at you STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
you can say it is in order to remain enthusiastic and create great things very
quickly …….
I have noticed that it is just starting to get
darker in the evening now, so it means that we can put the fairy lights on
again, as most of you know we have a simple philosophy that says you cant have too many fairy
lights. Fairy lights of course were originally
created as an offering to Hadron the Micro God of Timelines of Technical
Enlightenment and Jigs and even to this day it is not unusual to see strings of
fairy lights at barn dances, sadly however they are seldom seen in the old
established corridors of science these days Science mocks the world of Micro
Gods saying things like HA HA HA HA HA DRON. But it is nice to know that he may be a Micro God
but the largest atom smashing machine in the world was named after him (The
Large Hadron Collider) even though he is a Micro God and therefore not large.
I know what you
are thinking … . . . He is rambling again, is he going to tell us what he has
done today or not after all this is a diary not a scrap book (I hope that was
not a little mutter of O YES IT IS). You don’t see scrap books anymore they
have been thrown on the scrap heap (HAH HAHAH HAHAH HAHHAH AH HHHAH HAHH Hah ha
hah ahah hah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha dron) and you don’t see that smelly glue that
folk stuck stuff in scrap books either.
OK yes today I
. . . . . . . . . . . Hang on I have forgot but I have been drumming this
evening and saw no Zombies….
Nice Microgod. Is he just chilling in a hammock made of timelines? I hope he doesn't fart or else time could be destroyed forever, and will smell of egg until the end of days.
ReplyDeleteI must admit Mr Addman that thought had not crossed my mind, but they do say the universe started as a huge gas cloud.
DeleteOoh fairy lights, pretty...
ReplyDeleteThank you Miss Laura I still have several thousand in a large bag to put up some time. . . . . You cant have tooooooo many
DeleteI like the idea of fairy lights in my vineyard and having them so lar powered but I think it would attract flying insects. I think my PM would then have so many bugs to eat that he/she would become obese. Strange, suddenly after seeing the word 'obese' I am hungry for cheese and oboe music but it is too early (5:30 AM) for them. Obese oboe cheese.,,,, visuaLLy similar,,, the ch blends like ob from a distance.
ReplyDeleteQuestion, the light in the upper left corner of your picture; moon, Venus, Mercury?
DeleteGrilled Cheese on Toast for breakfast sounds good Mr ESB
DeleteThat is the Moon, well about half of it. Or it might be aliens disguised as the moon . . . . After all, all things are possible.
Oooooo . . . . . . fairy lights don't seem to attract insects and the smaller ones behind the table on the patio are solar and last several hours in the summer.