Thursday, 6 December 2012
The End of the World . .. . . . . and the universes pivot point
I have not done a lot today because of the bug; I have sort of pottered about slowly making groaning sounds. I briefly poked about at one of our clocks which has a habit of chiming randomly at odd times. It is OK though because it only has the hour hand and a completely blank face so it is almost impossible to tell the time anyway, which means you don’t know if it chimed at the right or wrong time. I have also learnt from my good friend Miss Fionaski the famous Russian spy that the world is due to end on the 21st December so we will be putting our Christmas tree up this weekend in order to make the most of it. I forgot to ask how the world is due to end which was silly of me it would be useful to know whether I should duck or leap into a ditch or climb a tree or eat loads of food to avoid it. I think I may wear subdued clothing on the 21st Dec because I think wearing bright clothing will only make it worse and if it involves aliens you would stand out like a sore thumb, surely a big mistake with aliens destroying the world.
I have also been told by another friend that I might be standing on the pivot point of the universe and that I need to shuffle about a bit to keep it balanced correctly, not an easy thing at present when suffering from the side effects of Man Flu. But I did wonder if these two things are interlinked and maybe aliens are keen to rule the universe, and have decided that the best way to do this is control of the most strategic point in the universe, which would be the universes pivot point. Normally I would not worry to much about this, but if I am the pivot point then I will need to think of a cunning plan before the 21st Dec.
OK I am off again now, there is only so much a man with Man Flu can write. . . . . AAAAAuuuuuughggghghghghghghghhhhhh