Yesterday I made a little comment in one of
my various portals into cyberspace that I thought I saw a Golden Eagle at the
side of the road as we drove home with the Cultural Olympian in the car. The
dog says it is a sign, the Olympics give gold medals and my sculpture is that
of an Olympic torch bearer, so the dog thinks it is a prophecy to do with the
lighting of the Olympic flame at the stadium in the opening ceremony. He says
it means that in his opinion the flame will be lit by Eddy the Eagle who will
soar over the stadium with flames leaping from his body like a human comet (the
celestial body not the shop), landing in the caldron or what ever it is called.
Mum says IDIOT; I think I agree Eddy the Eagle must be getting on a bit these
days and past such a feat. What they need to successfully achieve this is someone
who regularly does something similar most days. Yes the school mascot, the
school goat.
It would be a great idea,
never before in Olympic history has a goat ever been fired over a stadium to
light the eternal flame, which I believe has gone out several times now but is
always saved by the patron saint of fire, Swan Vestas who is more than a match
(HAHAHAHHAH ahah hah hah hahh hah hahah hahhah hahah) for problems with the
flame.
To change the subject slightly
it has been a lovely sunny day today, Yes this is Britain
OK I’m Drumming tonight
under the home made canopy with my drumming associate so I will away for now..
Oooooooo by the way we
found a newt in the veggie patch earlier, what would a newt be doing in the
veggie patch? The dog says eating newt potatoes ……..HAH HAHHAHAHA Hahah ah hah
hah ahh ah ahahhah hahah ha hahh.......... Talking of Newts in Veggie Patches.
"More than a match" that is the funniest thing I've read all day! I would pay to see a goat light the olympic torch, much more interesting than seeing a person doing it.
ReplyDeleteThat is very true, I think they should have got me to organise the whole opening ceremony because it would have been the best one ever. Sadly it is too late now for me to vamp the thing up a bit. Still you never know they might have Vincent Price as a vampire sucking the blood out of suspect drugs cheats and Zombies with Javelins. As long as we don't get thousands of children waving flags and singing........AH ....DAM
DeleteI agree with Laura. "More than a match" and your cackle after that had me laughing loud. A nice way to start the day. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThat means I have achieved something useful today, rather rare for me.
DeleteThe last time I saw a Newt it was much larger than your newt, and it was rich in the currency in Ging. He wanted to be king or something like that fairy tale, but the peasants said "NO !!!"
ReplyDeleteA first being British I thought Oooo this looks hard, but then something clicked in my brain and it made sense. Proving I am still just about functional mentally.
DeleteI noticed something interesting about your American Newt though; if you Google him and look at images not everything you get lots of picture of him and very little else. If you then Google Rob Z Tobor or E S B Boston and look at the images, you get all sorts of things. Which is what normally happens when I do this, see what strange things that go on behind the scenes.
So it is interesting to me that Mr Newt Gingthing only produces images of himself. Proof I think that he may be an alien life form, OK not conclusive proof but good enough for Mr Jones the alien hunter.
When I perform a Google search with [e s b boston] it actuaLLy returns nothing (images) of mine, but when I squeeze it all together as esbboston AND force it to display results for what I asked for instead of what it suggests, something like [esc boston], then it finaLLy returns images from my blog. It helps to spell my first name completely and put a " mark at the beginning and end.
DeleteI got lots of Images for E S B Boston....
DeleteTry the following
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&cp=12&gs_id=1p&xhr=t&q=E+S+B+Boston&rlz=1C2GGGE_en-gbGB442GB456&aq=f&aqi=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1280&bih=933&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=tbDpT9fsKOqM0AWR4oCqAQ
Hang on I may have misread what you said I thought you got no images so maybe you did get these images..... Cyberspace is a bit odd.
DeleteHmmm...Comets...Eddie the Eagle...Swan Vestas, are you sure you're a child of Cyberspace?
ReplyDeleteI think so Miss Lily, although there are not many Swan Vestas in cyberspace. It is more smoke and mirrors
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