The cows next to our house (a distraction)
Today I am rather late with my diary entry,
I sort of got distracted by things. The last of which was bats flying about
over the house……WELL COOL, I have also been distracted by dragonflies and cows
as well as plinths. And a picture of a city skyline at night that Captain Nessman has
set as a cunning test to see if I know things. It appears this is something I don’t
know and what is even more worrying is he gave a clue but I don’t know what the
clue is so………. AH…….. mum says IDIOT
A cool looking dragon fly in the front garden (a distraction)
Turning my dinner into a fish (a distraction)
Some clouds in the sky today (a distraction)
Some of you will be
thinking AH yes distracted by a plinth that is good he is getting on with that
cultural Olympian, but no, it is not good because it is not that plinth, not
the one I have to make. The plinth I have been distracted by is one briefly
stood on by Andy Warhol which is part of an invisible exhibition at the Hayward
Gallery in London
So in order to counter act
this blatant act of artist aggression by these unknown artists (Well I don’t know
them) on an unknown artist (me) I have responded in a greater act of conceptual
art by exhibiting the cultural Olympian which is visible on an invisible plinth
in the International Implausible Gallery of Insubstantial Rationality, famous
for the fact it is not only invisible but it does not exist. And as a final act
of defiance the grand entrance of the International Implausible Gallery of
Insubstantial Rationality has been placed right outside the Hayward Gallery……….
SO, ya sucks boo. To be placing real things in an invisible gallery seems a
grander gesture than placing invisible things in a visible gallery, any fool
can do that.
Anyway enough of that, it
has been a really nice day today in terms of Weather here, just like June
although I don’t have much of the day left so I better post this or my diary
entry for today will be invisible………..AAAAAAuuuuuuuuggggghHHHHHHH
Question: your picture of turning your meal into a fish, um, just wondering, um, what kinda meat was on the plate? If it was already 'fish', then you suceeded in turning fish into fish. Since my new definition for the word 'remarkable' means 'to be able to turn into a mark again', then consequently 'refishable' means 'to turn into a fish again'. Of course saying 'remarkably refishable' combines the two, but with a power function. My other thought was if the meal had chcken, and there is that 'Chicken of the Sea' thing, so that would make your fish, um, tuna?
ReplyDeleteAh well Mr ESB the answer is that it was vegetarian (the food not the fish). Onion bhaji and samosa's. I am a meat eater so by turning my vegetarian meat into a fish it sort of became non vegetarian, well only sort of.
DeleteI get distracted all of the time. I love the picture of the dragonfly! :)
ReplyDeleteYes it was a very cool looking dragonfly and has been in the garden a few days now. We do have a pond and then there is the Fabled Minor Stream if Inconsequence that runs behind our garden at the edge of the woods. So it must have started life in one of those.
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