Sometimes life in cyberspace can go very
quiet, this is generally rather good it gives us time to stop and think and
ponder and notice small things like ….. My QWERTY keyboard it full of hair from
Heavy Harry the Cat. And then this leads us to ponder why a cat has a fur coat
made of hair and humans have hair on their heads not fur, although fur is just
a lot of hair. Snakes have scales not hair but a greengrocer has scales and
hair; if they are very successful greengrocers they might even have a fur coat which
would imply that greengrocers might be a genetic anomaly related to snakes and
cats. However neither snakes nor cats like vegetables. Therefore we need to
find some sort of carnivore greengrocer say like a butcher. So it is very
likely that a butcher is more closely related to cats and snakes. And also
might explain why Mr Snakecat the local butcher wears a fur hat and it famed
for his hare pie
The Ghost Writer has
turned up now and says he has been in his grey office all day today and is now
well spaced out so listening to me ramble on about total rubbish is fine as
long as I don’t mention computers as he has had enough of them. Interestingly Microsoft
are going to make a tablet computer called the Microsoft Surface with Windows 8
on it, so that should cheer up the Ghost Writer …………. AH the Ghost Writer has said
IDIOT now that’s a bit unfair as I was trying to cheer him up. I think what Microsoft need is a Rob Z Tobor
interactive interface application to realign their rather fixed way of thinking.
As a Radical Abstract Thinker (RAT) I think I need to point out to the huge
grinding corporate multinational IT companies that they need to think outside
the box. I do that all the time, which is a bit of a problem this year because
I keep getting wet due to all the rain.
I think I might suggest
that instead of a flat screen with no keyboard they should make a keyboard with
no screen and just have the keyboard project the image onto a wall then it can
be as big as you like. So that us with duff eyesight could use an entire wall
to do stuff, but will anyone listen to me I don’t think so…… And I bet they would just turn around and say
AH …..Yes, but it will get full of cat fur.
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FundamentaLLy, in order for a computer and/or computer company to think outside the box (using their computer), would merely require them to mount the microprocessor outside the hardware case.
ReplyDeleteAH.........Yes......DAMN. I hadn't thought of that one. These computer companies do things like that just to annoy me...
DeleteHoly wow! I'm going to vacuum my keyboard.
ReplyDelete:)
HMG
Yes it is amazing what can grow in a keyboard, we might all end up with qwertyitus-keboardius plague.
DeleteIf you're going to build a computer with just a keyboard, that's projects images onto a wall for all to see, then I'd better clear my browsing history before I purchase one...
ReplyDeleteYes Miss Lily I think you might cause a bit of a problem on the underground with some of the tourists as the go round and round the circle line.
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