Sunday, 27 January 2013
Steven Spielberg and The Pit of DOOM
You are all going to moan a lot but I intend to start today’s diary with a bit of weather news, yes yes go on then all moan then, but there is a reason because here at least all the snow has finally gone. But it has not been a great day, because we started with loads of sun WOW SUN and after breakfast it was suggested that maybe a nice trip into a large muddy hole might be a great way to spend the day . . . . . .AH DAMN. I tried the re-enactment of the film Indiana Jones and the
where I was planning to be Mr
Jones, only Mr Jones the alien hunter said he should really be Mr Jones. I did
point out he did not have a hat or any other clothes for that matter and he
also said he was not getting into the muddy cold wet hole, as he is expecting more
aliens very soon. It appears spring is a good time for aliens as they migrate
north across the milky way back to planets that are starting to get closer to
the geometric-centre of the universe and everything. Temple of Doom
Hang on none of this is important, because as I was saying I was in a muddy hole looking for ancient artefacts in an effort to re-enact the film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and it was not fairing well particularly when it started to blow a gale and rain very hard (I hate hard rain) so in the end the re-enactment turned in the abbreviated film DOOM or possibly The Creature From the Black Lagoon. That happened when the neighbours saw me heading back to the house covered in mud and slime; they screamed a lot locking themselves in their garden shed shouting DON’T EAT US. Luckily the dog recognised me, well the hat anyway so I managed to get in. Then the sun came out again but before I was sent back into the muddy hole it rained again, followed by sun then rain and so on all day long, it was very confusing and it was and is still cold.
So I have now stopped and am on strike, I think as and when I am sent down into the muddy hole again I need to think of some more films to re enact like The Pit and the Pendulum or Watership Down (a muddy hole). . . .HAH AHHAH HHAH HAH hah ah hah ah ahah haha
I really don’t know what has happened to that very nice Steven Spielberg these days, he keeps making the wrong movie, my agent has been back in contact again although I think calling Mr Spielberg an IDIOT was a bit of an error (I’m really sorry Mr Spielberg you are a very nice man my agent is a bit hot headed).