Saturday, 21 April 2012

STEVEN SPIELBERG and the SEA SERPENT


A Sunny if Showery Saturday a good way to start an S day, about time a day Synchronized with a letter on its Specific day. I have been digging a hole in the soil of our garden and have found a Secret Stone floor, I say secret Stone floor I am not SURE yet because I need to excavate like they do on that Time Team programme on the television Set.  Why are the called Sets they usually just come in ones?

I have found Some Slip decorated pottery, something Shiny a ceremonial Silver Sword, a Sceptre, a Skull and a perfectly persevered Sea Serpent and Several other Super Special things of Substance once my Senses tune in and I can See them in my brain. I Suspect you have Suddenly got all Sceptical, but we do live only about 100 yards from a Motte and Bailey fortress (Sadly involving very few S words…. So far).



I must Slip out for a short time now so I will Scribble Some more on my Subsequent return. See you later.

……………………………Some time later


Ok  having returned I noticed that the dog was wearing a Shabby straw sombrero and having a siesta in the shade of the Sun in a Second-hand Sedan chair Snoring and being his usual Smelly Self. But when I went to look at the Small hole I had dug with the Spade the perfectly preserved Sea Serpent, which I have subsequently discovered was worth a fortune, (I had Seen a Specialist in Montgomery on matters of Science) was Suspiciously missing.  I was Shocked to discover that the dog who was Starting to get a bit hungry had Succumbed after Salivating over the Sea Serpent for Several Seconds Scoffing the entire SPECIMEN.  Typical that dog is a right Scoundrel at times. He even complained that the Sea Serpent was Slimy and he was feeling Somewhat Sick……… Serves him right.

I have decided to sulk now and Spend the rest of the day in the Shed teaching Spiders to Sing …….. Mum says I am a Stupid Idiot…. Apparently Spiders can’t Sing but can Spin Silk, I’m Still going to Sulk and refuse to Smile, until Sunday.    

Ooooooo yes by the way I am still waiting to hear back from that very nice Steven Spielberg about the manuscript for the silver screen, I have been waiting some time now. 

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10 comments:

  1. Was the secret floor real or just artistic license? I choose to believe that it was real.

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    1. I think it is real I am not sure yet. Our Classic 1970's bungalow is, it appears just above the water table.....YICKS.

      Anyway the bottom few inches of the hole are now covered in water so it is difficult to know what it is and I am not allowed to dig up the entire lawn so it may be some time before I know for sure what I have stumbled upon as we do live very very close to an old Motte and Bailey Castle......

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  2. Spiders can sing, we just can't hear them as they are very highly pitched.

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  3. Very fun post!

    We built our house in the NE United States where there used to be a lot of Indians. Our one claim to fame was an arrow head.

    It's fun to find evidence of people who lived long before us.

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    1. Indeed it is although when we moved into our last house we found a dried plate of baked beans. That was not quite so nice.

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  4. Good question about the TV sets. That is odd.

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  5. Ooh maybe I should go digging in my garden, to see what I can find! It would be nice if spiders could sing, it might make me less scared of them...

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    1. Spiders are OK, we let them stay in our house. The hole in the garden is still full of water due to heavy rain so I am unable to find anything in it at present

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