Saturday, 21 April 2012
STEVEN SPIELBERG and the SEA SERPENT
A Sunny if Showery Saturday a good way to start an S day, about time a day Synchronized with a letter on its Specific day. I have been digging a hole in the soil of our garden and have found a Secret Stone floor, I say secret Stone floor I am not SURE yet because I need to excavate like they do on that Time Team programme on the television Set. Why are the called Sets they usually just come in ones?
I have found Some Slip decorated pottery, something Shiny a ceremonial Silver Sword, a Sceptre, a Skull and a perfectly persevered Sea Serpent and Several other Super Special things of Substance once my Senses tune in and I can See them in my brain. I Suspect you have Suddenly got all Sceptical, but we do live only about 100 yards from a Motte and Bailey fortress (Sadly involving very few S words…. So far).
I must Slip out for a short time now so I will Scribble Some more on my Subsequent return. See you later.
……………………………Some time later
Ok having returned I noticed that the dog was wearing a Shabby straw sombrero and having a siesta in the shade of the Sun in a Second-hand Sedan chair Snoring and being his usual Smelly Self. But when I went to look at the Small hole I had dug with the Spade the perfectly preserved Sea Serpent, which I have subsequently discovered was worth a fortune, (I had Seen a Specialist in Montgomery on matters of Science) was Suspiciously missing. I was Shocked to discover that the dog who was Starting to get a bit hungry had Succumbed after Salivating over the Sea Serpent for Several Seconds Scoffing the entire SPECIMEN. Typical that dog is a right Scoundrel at times. He even complained that the Sea Serpent was Slimy and he was feeling Somewhat Sick……… Serves him right.
I have decided to sulk now and Spend the rest of the day in the Shed teaching Spiders to Sing …….. Mum says I am a Stupid Idiot…. Apparently Spiders can’t Sing but can Spin Silk, I’m Still going to Sulk and refuse to Smile, until Sunday.
Ooooooo yes by the way I am still waiting to hear back from that very nice Steven Spielberg about the manuscript for the silver screen, I have been waiting some time now.