Sunday, 8 April 2012
The GUILD of GROTESQUES and GARGOYLES. (Part two)
These A to Z people are a bunch of wimps, days off indeed. Now some of you may want to know what happened today at the great battle between the 200 foot (high not legs) Godzilla and the grey gouache giant garden gnomes with attached gleaming 18mm Gatling Guns ………… Well AH it was sort of a disaster. Yes there is no denying that it was a crowd puller but the Gatling guns were very ineffective against the rubber Godzilla, I don’t know why; those shells were like hot knifes through butter.
Anyway dad had not thought about where the shells would go once they pass through Godzilla himself so they sort of destroyed a few vehicles and buildings and the like causing a certain amount of panic.
Then someone in the pub (The Golden Goose) phoned the police who at first were very unhelpful. After all if you phone the police from a pub and say a 200foot Godzilla is fighting on the village green with a group of giant garden gnomes it is likely they may not believe you. But in the end they did send the community policeman round who was promptly eaten by Godzilla. He hates authority and uniforms; I think it all has to do with his past. Anyway the next thing was a police marksman team turned up, and Godzilla and the Godzilla is Great Appreciation Society got in a huff and left.
The police have now arrested the giant garden gnomes for disturbing the peace, but are uncertain if garden gnomes can be prosecuted under British law and are presently waiting for a directive from the very top before formally charging them, but it appears the Gnome Office are yet to respond…………………. HAH HAHAHH Hah hah ahh hahah ah ahaha hah hah hahah hah aha hahahah ah hah hah hah hahah h hahah hah
And sadly garden gnomes have been banned from the village green and dad has been banned from The guild of grotesques and gargoyles.
Mum has added Idiot......... I am not sure if that’s dad, the police or the garden gnomes
Gnome Gnome on the Range