Not sure what the big spy mission is but mum said she will not tell me or I will end up putting it in my diary and that would mess things up. She has packed her executive briefcase with all the spy things in it and her specially made rifle that some bloke called the Jackal gave her a few years ago after he messed up on his last mission. Mum said he was one of those part time independents who tend to be over confident and are not aware of the weaknesses in their plans. Mum says the main weakness she has is that some idiot keeps writing stuff in their diary.
Sooty the Cat is off to the cattery in morning and Pirate Pete and the Heavy Harry the Cat are staying at home to guard things and cause a distraction if required; after all the CIA, MI6 and pirates are rumoured to still be about.
I am very late with the diary tonight because mum had to meet friends from