Harry Potter is not Dead he is just Nesting
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Yesterday as we all know
was Valentines Day and here in the village this means that we all meet in the
village hall and have a traditional Sunday lunch, which is grand. Now being a
very rural location what this tends to mean is that folk pile their plates up
and eat huge amounts of food. In fact the amount of food folk can get on a
plate can be a bit scary, but they seem to manage to eat it all. However all
that eating of all that food has the slightly undesired effect of many folk
needing to take a trip to the village hall toilets. Sadly the village hall
toilets are not as efficient as one might like so when they get used on mass
then certain masses get stuck in places they should not. This in turn leads to
a degree of panic as water levels rise in the toilets rather close to
overflowing while folk scream and run about.
Well the thing is as some
of you might remember in a moment of madness a while back I said I would sort
out the village hall toilets as my good deed for the community. . . . Yes that
was very mad indeed. So as I was eating my cheesecake, ice cream covered in
cream yesterday a voice whispered in my ears the
loos are blocked and it’s horrible. Well there was little I could do
yesterday so this morning on what has turned out to be the sunniest day of the
year, I set about my task of sorting out the blockage in the pipes. The sun
shining down from above and a huge unspeakable black monster of doom peering up
at me from below, turning my spot stood in the car park into midway between
heaven and hell.
Anyway after a bit I sent
the demons of hell back down the forbidden pipes of the underworld and wandered
home to tell all of my great ordeal as I fought the great unspeakable monster.
The thing is no one wanted me to speak about it and said it would put them of
their dinner, but I did point out the great unspeakable monster mainly
consisted of yesterdays valentines dinner and it was alright for them but I had,
had to fight the beast and encourage it back into the underworld.
I also took a brief trip
into the Castle of the Bishop today where I looked at wool and pointed at some
other wool. And I drew a picture of a
cursed wizard because I rather liked the image although all I can say is I bet
he was not as cursed as I was this morning; that is one monster you will not
see on stage (well I hope not. . . . Potter Poo YUCK.) . . . . . .
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