Poetry for a Cursed Child

My JK Rowling biased blog post poetry continues tonight with another terrible poem. I am much better at writing bad poetry than writing good poetry and it is always best to do what you are good at. Which in this case is being bad at writing poetry?

A Cursed Child

In a Cursed Land

Has a Terrible Terrible

Cursed Hand

That Scratches

Their Nose

In the Middle of the Night

And gives them such

A Terrible Fright

So they now

Tape their Fingers

To the Wardrobe Door

Which Means

They fall out of Bed

And onto the Bedroom Floor

Which does have one Advantage

It means

Now they tend not to

Snore

Much.