Swen the Swede was a
navigator, a man of the sea and a trader back in long distant past. He certainly knew his sky and it was said
that on a clear night he could point to the horizon and tell you where every
city in the world was from Swansea in Wales to Kychin in the exotic lands of China or Reckilainliania in Iceland .
However navigation was a
fickle game and when the sky was cloudy it was instinct, the currents and the
prevailing winds that sea farer's relied on to keep then heading in the right
direction. These were the days when it was thought the world was flat and to
sail too close to the edge would end in disaster and you would fall over the
edge into a great oblivion.
This idea seemed foolhardy
to Swen the Swede, he had travelled many thousands of miles to many lands
trading many many things from fine silks to precious metals and axe heads made
of bronze. He knew that a flat Earth was just not a realistic possibility
it had to be some other shape that involved curves possibly even a sphere.
These were thoughts he kept to himself it was not a good idea to talk of such
things because the church were not keen, and had a habit of making you change
your mind. They did not use reasoned argument either but a large device full of
sharp pointy bits and chains, church folk back then were somewhat scary which
is why they had larger congregations that in today’s modern more enlightened
church.
Ah yes I may be getting a
bit distracted sorry about that
So Swen decided once and
for all to head towards the edge in a perfectly straight line using his own
invention. A device very similar to a modern sextant, but it was said to have a
clever mechanic device added to it that could devise a fixed passion in time
and space. A device which to this day has never been recreated. By accident you
see Swen had invented the very first and possibly the last Quantum Mechanical
Sextant, so if Earth was even remotely flat then Swen knew he would find the
edge.
Being Vikings Swen and his
Crew were frightened of nothing not even the edge of the world, so it was
testament to their endeavour that three weeks after setting sail and in the
black of a moonless night as Swen plotted his voyage that the sound of a wild
roar could be heard in the distance. And as morning approached the ship found
itself being dragged by a huge current towards the abyss of the end of the
world where the sea vanished into nowhere. As the crew waited for what they
thought would be their own end they were astonished to find that it sailed
along the edge shaking and rattling against the huge force of the current. They
did not know why but they hung on desperately to the ship as it shook. Then the Sextant that Swen the Swede had
invented toppled over the edge and into the great abyss never to be seen again.
As it did so the edge of the sea rapidly vanished into the distance and the
ship and the crew found themselves drifting in a flat calm sea.
They returned home and
told the world of science and the church of what had happened but no one
believed them and although Swen tried to remake his Quantum Mechanical Sextant
he never succeeded and so was never able to find the edge of the world again.
You see the world is round in our universe but is flat in the alternative
Quantum universe and only a Quantum Mechanical Sextant can take you to the
edge. It was the paradox of different
dimensions meeting that meant the ship could not fall over the edge but the
Quantum Mechanical Sextant could and once there the link between the two worlds
vanished.
Ha! Brilliant story, Rob. Loved it. Thanks for sharing!
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Many thanks for reading and saying it was OK.
DeleteBut...but I thought that the world was flat and place on the back of a giant turtle, who in turn was stacked on the back of an even larger turtle, who was then stacked on the back...well you get the point. Maybe I should stop living my life according to Hindu Mythology.
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