Back in the days of Witches
Banshees Ghouls and many an old warlock
A famous young wizard
called Harry Potter roamed tuning keys in many a door lock
With his trusty wand and
spells he did rid us of all such scary and villainous beasts
And everyone then celebrated
with fires, lots of cake and big feasts.
Everyone did cheer and
shout at this task in which Harry did succeed
Although one tiny voice did speakout not noticed and not listened too, and no one did take heed
But what of Halloween the
tiny voice did said questioningly who will now came and call
When all those strange and
scary beasts have been killed off by Harry one and all.
So at Halloween when small
children call in rubbish plastic outfits shouting Trick or Treat.
Remember whose fault it is
that all these annoying children scamper about on your street
It is that damn Harry
Potter and his mates and all their heroic film hero wizardly ways
Because there are no more
decent man eating monsters and Halloween has seen much better days.
Ooh, about time too. Google wouldn't let me leave a message, or Google+ your post earlier.
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Traffic to my blog has almost completely stopped since I mentioned Harry Potter. I think he must have friends in high places. Well either that or Harry Potter is very unpopular even more unpopular than World Social Economic Politics and Theories. Now I know me and Harry have had our ups and downs, he is not a steam fan like me and the trick with the kipper was a bit unkind of me, but I was young and he did sort of bring it on himself. Anyway the point is he must be more popular than The History of Economics surely. I mean that would be terrible and folk would constantly go on and on about it for like ages . . . . .
DeleteI mean imagine Harry Potter being less popular than Economics. . . .gosh.
I always wondered where all the monsters had gone.
ReplyDeleteIndeed Miss Laura its all that Harry's fault.
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