Catching up on things and stuff. NOT Harry Potter

We have almost come to the end of my own short Harry Potter season of posts and only have the big finale to go for Halloween which will be posted the day before because I suspect I will spend Halloween chasing horrible small children. Well I will if they turn up dressed as Zombies or the like shouting Trick or Treat. I find once you have a long pointy stick covered in blood and run after them shouting kill the Zombies they have a habit of shouting We are not Zombies we are small Children of course my response to this is That is what a Zombie would say but you cant fool me. . . . . Kill the Zombies.   But in recent years I have seen fewer small children at Halloween or any other time as it happens.

Yesterday I attempted to make a fake stained glass window and hammered some nails into some wood and sorted out some fairy lights for the fake stained glass widow (sorry Window). It was a long day and ended with an Indian takeaway . . .  A chicken dhansak, pulao rice and a huge king prawn butterfly.  The India always gives you huge amounts of food so tonight guess what I plan to eat for my evening meal.  I may have eaten it by the time this is posted as I have a drawing to do also. Today I have removed a bit of wallpaper with a steamer, this wallpaper is the most stuck on wallpaper I have ever come across, it is seriously stuck and has a lining paper which is just as bad. . . .PHEW. . . . Oooo I also moved some leaves but many leaves are still falling from the trees in the garden.

And last night at two in the morning the clocks went back an hour so two o’clock became one o’clock making today the longest day of the year in Britain by an entire hour. I hate this clock moving it just makes me jet lagged without being on a jet and for some time I will wander about like a Zombie groaning and pointing at clocks in a sort of angry looking way. I am already yawning and it is still early evening but pitch black outside.

Oooo I forgot to say yesterday I saw a lifelike Mechanical Hooting Owl that hooted most of the day until someone ran off with it in a bag saying . . . who’s a pretty boy then and Polly wants a rabbit. . .

I need to get back to my Professional Blogging and answer some of those Big Questions that folk are asking me, but I think that will be post Halloween now as I need to kill off Harry . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . DAMN I have ruined it for you all now and told you I kill off Harry and all his mates. . . . DAMN . .  Yes they are all goners and Hogwarts has to close . . . . DAMN . . . . I better go before I mention the cat and the large jug again. . . . . . . . . . . .DAMN. . .