Thursday, 23 October 2014

HARRY POTTER meets EDWARD LEAR and it ends Badly

Ron Weasley and Miss Granger went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in the hand written curse of the goat.
Hermione looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Ronnie! O Ronnie, my love,
 What a Gingery Wizard you are,
            You are,
            You are!
What a gingery Wizard you are!"

Ron Weasley said to Miss Granger, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land that Gandalf knows
And there in a wood Voldemort stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
             His nose,
             His nose,
 With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Voldemort, are you willing to sell for one shilling
 Your ring?" Said Voldemort, "I’d much rather kill."
So they both ran away, and hid deep in the hay
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;  
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
Voldemort killed them by the light of the moon,
             The moon,
             The moon,
Killed them by the light of the moon

DAMN another sad ending

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  1. Loved it! My favourite so far. Well done Mr Z!

    1. Thanks I thought it worked rather well myself. It will be all downhill from here I guess.

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    1. Hahahaha, it sounds almost childish like we were calling each other names hahahaha ... Hope you are having a great weekend, my world suddenly got veRy busy in shirt-land.