Harry Potter and the first Halloween Poem of 2014

It will soon be Halloween

A time when Monsters and Vampires will be seen.

When huge hairy scary spiders scratch at front doors

And beasts with pointy teeth and talons on their paws

Whisper through your letter box

Let me in I’m very nice

I might just lick you once or twice

And maybe suck a little blood

That will run from your neck into the mud

As you are dragged deep into the wood

By a Zombie in a Big Black Hood.

Because at Halloween Monsters like to eat

And they much prefer some human meat

And all those children shouting trick or treat

Are all happy until they meet

A Monster with a terrible screaming howl

That smells of rotting rats and things most foul

 Which whispers gently I’m very nice?

And if you let me lick you once or twice

And maybe nibble at your fresh young brains

 You could live with me in the drains

Then next year you’ll emerge as a terrible rotter

And we will all feast on the Brains of HARRY POTTER

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