The winter Olympic opening ceremony has
been on the go today and it was rather a grand affair for a winter Olympics as
in general they tend to be more friendly and low key than the summer ones. But
of course because they are in Russia Russia through history, a bit like the London
Olympics showed Britain Sochi (the place
in Russia , not the Japanese
seafood) is one of the warmer parts of Russia
Anyway as you know the
chicken loves these things and only the other day said he planned to fly over
and sneak in; and much like in London the Russians also would prefer not to
have chickens running about, partly because it is already complicated enough
with Seagulls, Doves and Swans all over the place. But the chicken is a
resourceful beast and 40,000 armed troops and folk dressed as white rabbits
were never going to keep it away from meeting the main man.
I was able to capture the
moment on the TV as out of the shadows the chicken moves in closer to see
President Putin close up. The President gritting his teeth, but clearly unhappy
that the massed security forces failed to get the chicken. Although if you look
at the picture closely you will notice that he is cunningly using his third arm
(not many folk know he has three arms) to try and grab the chicken and have him
(her) dealt with.
It has been good for me to practice the Surreal Ick alphabet.
ReplyDeleteI got confused Mr ESB I feel you are thinking in a more surreal way than I am . . . . . This is terrible for me, it means I need to go and practice more . . . . . . . .DAMN
DeleteI wiLL balance out your efforts, I wiLL practice less damn as you practice more damn.
DeleteIt has been a difficult day before now and I have been writing about it and hope I finaLLy get it to my blog posting. Just had the *best* pork chops, my wife did a combination of baking them then frying them. I am off soon to get some mopping done. It should get easier for the next month or so as one person will be gone for surgery and the other one just appears to have disappeared, s'pposedly she has been sick but she didn't bother to let me know and stopped paying her weekly rent. So maybe I can get a new (better) renter soon.
You appear to be going through a patch of bad folk at present Mr ESB. I hope you find nice ones soon. There are lots of nice ones but they tend to be quieter and blend into the background more, making them harder to find. . . .
DeleteI love Pork Chops......
I think we all know Putin has three arms. We've all seen him topless way more than we've seen ourselves topless. To be fair, that third arm is usually clutching a gun or something else phallic.
ReplyDeleteI was rather worried by the thought that I may have seen President Putin topless more than myself, so I have placed several mirrors about the house to resolve this. I am not sure I am enjoying the image although I guess it is better than a topless President looming at me from a dark corner of the room.
DeleteOooooooo yes thanks for following it is very kind of you indeed
DeleteI've really understood the winter Olympics. It just seems to be a lot of people falling down in different ways in the snow or ice. I'm they could make a fortune if they just sent in each entry into You've been Framed.
ReplyDeleteIt does involve much going down hills at speed Mr H. Although the main place we are all talking about . . . . Sochi . . . . does not have any snow . . . . It is a bit odd.
DeleteIt was really nice of Russia to hire a James Bond super villain as their president.
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