I think we can break the
day down into its component parts for the benefit of my diary starting with the
morning when the Ghost Writer vanished off to work in his grey office. He was a
little uncertain as to what sort of response he would have at the office as
yesterday was the big meeting that was going to decide the future of the big
office and all the folk it helps. As it turned out all the councillors could
not make up their minds about anything so the plight of the Ghost Writer and
his office was lost in the political wheeler dealing of local politics and
bureaucratic winking of eyes in a knowing way. So it will now be at least next
week until he knows if he will be gainfully employed as the IT guru of choice
to the stars.
Moving on from breakfast
we have just had our evening meal, OK by the time I finish writing this it was
ages ago, but that is not the point. One thing you will notice is the gap
between breakfast and the evening meal, but not a lot happened, so sorry about
that. But we have had a bean stew, it was a nice bean stew, but it has been
(been . . . bean HAH HA H HAH HA HA HHAH HAH
Hha ha ha ha ha) a while since I have had one and as folk will know
beans and the human body can result in an exploding human. I am hoping I will
not explode this would be terrible and rather messy and I suspect rather than
the sympathy of the masses, they would snigger and say things like I bet he had a bean stew HAH AH H HH AH Hha
ha ha ha. At present I am still OK and
have not exploded and I hope the situation remains like this. If for no other
reason than it would not be the end to the block buster movie made by the very
nice Steven Spielberg that I would have in mind when he finally gets round to
making the movie of the diary of Rob Z Tobor.
It is all very well being famous but no one wants to be a has bean HAH
AH HA HAH AH HAH AH HAH HA HAH AH HA HAH HA HA HAH AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Finally at the end of the
day which has not happened yet but may do before I get this in cyberspace for
you to read I have to mention that we have been putting cat food out for the
beast in the dark. It’s the cat food the cats will not eat in the day, cats are
fussy eaters and spend much time sniffing food and sticking their noses in the
air in defiance until you have tried every flavour of cat food known to man,
where upon they will finally eat the first one you put out.
Only today they have eaten
all the food and there is no food for the beast in the dark, this is a worry as
no one knows what the beast is or how large. So will it get in a rage and rip
the patio doors off to eat bits of exploded humans lying about the house . . . . . . All I can say is it a worry most
people don’t think about often enough, and more folk need to put some food out
for these beasts. You should try it put some cat or dog food out or a bit of
ham or the like in a small bowl and I bet it will be gone in the morning, the
food not the bowl, OK the bowl might vanish too it did here one night, but I
found it in the end full of teeth dents and it was a metal dish. . . . . . . .
How come these little
diary posts end up so long?
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Eh, sometimes you have to let the beast in the dark starve so that it does rage so that you know what you're dealing with, its size, its capabilities, etc. Or maybe feed it a lot of beans (insert bean pun here).
ReplyDeleteI have run out of Bean Puns entirely and for some reason I dont know other that ruining the accuracy of my diary the beast in the dark did not eat its food last night.
DeleteI'd like to feed the beast in the dark my cat and just skip the cat food bit. Maybe I'll feed him beans first and then tie him to a stake, ala King Kong.
ReplyDeleteMr Flip I feel you may not be top of the list among the vast number of cat lovers who follow my cat friendly blog. Also the Fay Wray fan club and King Kong Appreciation Society will feel you are mocking one of the worlds classic movies, even if it would make a great youtube clip.
DeleteI seem to recaLL that Monty Python had several scenes of things blowing up, but that has bean a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteIndeed they did . . . . . very often a man at a desk. . . . The Ghost Writer is often a man at a desk, although no one has blown him up yet.
DeleteSome good news: I think a company is going to give me a project to setup their office networking. It will be a few days before I get more details ....
DeleteWell done Mr ESB you will be just like the Ghost Writer. . . . .WELL COOL.
DeleteAlthough in his case he does not entirely know what he is doing most of the time.....
It is at this point of your diary that the nice Mr Spielberg hits on the notion of having your part played by one other than..... sean BEAN!!!! a-hahaahhahahahahahahaha. Although Sean BEAN does tend to get killed off rather quickly in films and shows he is in these days.
ReplyDeleteI plan to be about for ages Mr H so I have no plans to be played by anyone who has been killed off in anyway what so ever in anything, or a woman, It would just confuse folk.
DeleteI was about to make a joke about Sean Bean getting killed off because of his bean affiliation, but then I realised that rogue Bumferry has beaten me to it! He must have travelled into the past after stealing my joke, and usurped me! This cannot be(an)!
ReplyDeleteMr H has skills and talents that we mere mortals can only dream of in dreams, his powers are unbounded by such things as rational logic and scientific fact.
DeleteAfter reading the been/bean play on words, I figure you and Twitter would get along well--that is if you can keep your posts to 140 characters. Might be training for you to keep your diary posts more compact.
ReplyDeleteLee
An A to Z Co-Host
Tossing It Out
Hello Mr B . . . I am not a fan of twitter I find that in most cases folk tweet but do not listen or inter react in a good way with one or two very rare exceptions, and as you say that 140 limit is not nice, it is not really me.
DeleteAs for the blog . . . . well this is the compact version . . . . honest.
Following/subscribing from the #AtoZChallenge. Sister minion from another mother (AJ's Hooligans).
ReplyDeleteAh, those diary posts...are a beast of its own species and will often do or be just what they want, with or without our approval.
Thanks for following. . . . indeed you are write (sorry right). I will keep an eye out for your A to Z's, when I say eye out I mean it will still remain in but will look at things, in fact both will . . . I am rubbish if I walk about with one eye closed . . . . . .
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