Before I return to tell more of the secret
mission on the South Wales coast I must first let you know I have been close to
the North Wales Coast
So while on the subject of wet scary things I should show you my proof of aliens breeding on the beaches of Saundersfoot in Pembrokeshire, because it is rather convincing. And before anyone thinks I have been tinkering with the picture I can assure you I have not. The only thing I have not worked out is do these aliens remain tiny aliens in which case they can sneak about unseen, after all I did photograph those Nano-Alien spacecraft way back when and those two bits of evidence do rather link up rather well. On the other hand they could grow into huge aliens very fast and pass themselves off as members of the yacht club; in fact could it be the local yacht club is a front for alien activity.
Note the little Alien faces as they emerge from their shells
One other small thing I noticed
about beaches is they have a strange effect on two particular creatures on the
planet; both go a bit silly when placed on a nice sandy beach, Humans and
Dogs. Is there a reason for this what is
in both men and dogs that makes them run about on beaches digging holes and
chasing balls, is the fact that a dog will see man as a god and god is in fact
dog backwards significant. Could it be that we both emerged from the primitive earth’s
sea millions of years ago at the same time, man throwing his first pointy stick
at his prey only to have it returned by a primitive dog wagging his tail and
waiting for a treat, did this lead to the hotdog (lead . . . dog . . . Hah
HAHHAH ha hah ha hah ha hah ha hah hah ah ah ah ha hhhah hahah ha hah hah ha ha
ha hahah ah)
My theory is that dogs and men both evolved from dogfish and menfish respectively. The menfish used to throw kelp onto the beach and the dogfish used to flop along the sand to retrieve it. It was a slow process, and many dogfish suffocated or were eaten by seagulls in the process. This fuelled man and dog evolution to the point where we could walk on land to play fetch.
ReplyDeleteI've sent my findings off to Richard Dawkins to verify. As soon as I hear back from him, I suspect I might become rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Well Mr Addman the answer to that final question may depend on just how wild your dreams are . . . . . Do they involve penguins?
DeleteI detected ever so slight smiles in your photographs. Alien. Alien backwards is Neila, and from a lunar being's perspective NeilA rmstrong was an alien. The funny thing is lunar beings only require three weeks of lunar visitation in order to become a citizen, therefore he no longer would have been an alien, but he would have been required to change his name to NeilA-NON-rmstrong.
ReplyDeleteI have never noticed the Neil Armstrong link to Alien before, I can understand why he was the man chosen to go now. I feel terrible that after all this time I missed that link. And I have just been looking at the moon too just above the horizon in the evening sky...
DeleteI wonder if astronauts need to take a passport with them, it is after all normal procedure when you leave your home country and travel.
Aliens cloned a dog one day and it created man. They weren't so different, just one stood upright, they found they liked man, easier to probe.
ReplyDeleteIt explains the old saying .. . . .
DeleteIts a dogs life being a man......