As you all know I often put my mind to good
use solving issues such as . . .WHAT IS DARK MATTER and WHAT SHAPE IS THE UNIVERSE or HOW DID FROGS
GET INTO FAIRY TALES. It is something I am sure we all do at times, it is why
mankind is the way it is, the relentless quest for knowledge about stuff and
all the WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHEN, CAN I EAT IT questions that life throws at us. So
far I have never flinched and have taken all in my stride without even a
scratch of the head going o dear not sure I know that; no I have been told be
confident and go for it as if you know everything, on the grounds that if you
sound like you know everything the likelihood is folk will say HE SEEMS TO KNOW
WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT and believe every word you say, which is lucky because
it is all dead true.
However I was tested today
by one of those perplexing three dimensional puzzles that folk like to slip
into a conversation about something innocent like the weather. I was asked to
put together a set of shelves, not just any shelves but shelves from one of
those large self assembly superstores. OK on paper it looks easy but they had
already defeated the minds of others due to the cunning cross radial tensioned
bracing system using rods to add strength in a way very similar to that of the
humble bicycle wheel, a simple yet revolutionary idea in creating strength in a
geometric form.
I was not defeated by this
test and emerged from it triumphant and able to say I KNOW WHAT SHAPE SHELVES
ARE, not everyone can do that…..
Sadly due to time I have
been unable to find suitable shelves to take a photo of so I have taken a photo
of something that is SHELF-ISH (shellfish) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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I wonder if shelves would be jealous of tables for having legs or would tables be jealous of shelves for having a better view?
ReplyDeleteYou often hear of men drinking themselves under the table but never drinking under shelves. On the other hand you do sometimes hear of folk being left on the shelf but seldom are folk left on tables.
DeleteAnd we have to learn or tables at school but we never learn our shelves which explains why no one can put them up.
I don't like it when somebody turns the tables on me when they tell me my ideas have been shelved... very disconcerting.
DeleteAre you guys doing furniture puns now? Who will chair this discussion?
DeleteI have no IKEA Mr Addman . . . . . . . HAH HAH H HAH AH HAHHAH AH HAH HAha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
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