Thursday evening and I am preparing for my
school trip A Journey to the centre of the Earth. Those of us going got to
watch the pupils who are going on the luxury skiing trip in the Swiss Alps as
their school trip headed off in the luxury coach, we all waved and cheered but
they didn’t seem to notice. Well the headmaster did, he waved and looked really
happy. I asked him earlier in the day why he was not coming on the school trip
to the centre of the Earth and he said Professor
Von Hardwigg the geography teacher is totally mad and you are all likely to die.
I think he was just trying to wind me up, but I am looking forward to going and
will spend tonight reading my book ‘A Journey to the Centre of the Earth, The IDIOTS
Guide to Dangers and Pit
Falls
So this is it my last
diary entry until I emerge from the depths of the Earth to the flashing lights
and front page headlines of glory fame and fortune. Thinking about it I have
not asked the teacher exactly where we will be emerging because once you are at
the middle it is about the same distance in every direction to the surface.
OK then chaps tally ho and pip pip we will see you the other side of our adventure in
the future. It’s OK, it will not take that long, after all it can’t be that
far. ............... AH
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Yes it is true I have gone walkabout but will return in the future. . . . . Now if that nice Mr Steven Spielberg had got round to making the movie, you could watch that until my return...
ReplyDeleteBye for Now . . . in particular members of RATs hold the fort till I get back.
Good hunting. Keep your eyes peeled for Dinosaurs, Giant plants and Victorian explorers who have made a home for themselves with lost tribes of humans.
DeleteOOh and if your bringing back gifts, can I have a straw donkey. (I always ask for one but never get one).
enjoy!
I wiLL do my best to hold the fort while you are gone. In our country the word 'down' comes after the word fort in that eXpression, but I can eXperiment holding the fort, up, down, left, right, transformed through a LaPlace thingy (math), or possibly several other ways of holding things. I may even go so far to hug a fort. WeLL, just a smaLL portion of the fort, as hugging every surface area may take quite a why eLL, knowing the typical size of forts. I wiLL have to eXplore Google to see where the nearest fort is located. Okay, I have to get ready for a formal dinner party, so bye. No, wait, I forgot to mention that I may try to communicate with you telepathicaLLy since you were going to be away from blog land, weLL, since I didn't have a chance to eXplain, weLL, okay, jst forget that I mentioned this.
ReplyDeleteYo Mr ESB I am now back home to continue my diary in all its glory . . . . . . OK sort of glory or is it gory?
DeleteIt has been a long long long day so I off to rest and get my brain back into normal operation. . . OK sort of normal
Hope all is Hunky Dory with you....
Hahaha! This was awesome! Have a great trip!
ReplyDeleteMany thanks I have now returned and will be adding the diary of my days underground to the blog soooooooooon
DeleteThis is a really great song.
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I felt it was very in keeping with the my journey many miles underground, although alas we did not make it to the centre if the Earth
DeleteYou should update us instead of leaving us in the dark...
ReplyDeleteI was unable to communicate from where I was, but I will be posting the story soon
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