The
Italian couple who are buying the house called into Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very
Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop as they had been passing Montgomery
and told him they don’t want the huge Hammond
organ in our cellar. Well that is a surprise but we are going to take it with
us now. Only it will need twenty men to move it.
Dad
says he will make a fleet of Small Steam Powered Armadillos that the organ can
be rested on and they will quietly scurry towards our new house with the organ.
Mum said IDIOT to dad. That is rather unfair as dad is very keen on Armadillos
and they tend not to malfunction like some of the larger things he makes. I
don’t know how many a Fleet of Armadillos is but it must be a lot, that organ
weighs lots. It sounds dead cool though, like the Organ in The Abominable Dr.
Phibes. We have mentioned him before but not in connection our organ in the
cellar (I think?) which hisses and clicks and hums.
I
still find it amazing they don’t want it they will live to regret it; there are
not many of them left these days, it’s all those plastic digital things that
are as dad likes to say rubbish. Mind you; you don’t need a fleet of Small Steam
Powered Armadillos to move them or run the risk of being dissolved in acid by a
mad doctor. But there is no denying that the old analogue valve driven music has
a much better sound than much of the modern stuff, which is why I do African
drumming and play a Watkins Rapier 44 guitar.
Anyway
the dog and I were in the woods for a while but as it is turning to autumn, the
leaves are falling and the cold is making all the critters slow and go into
hiding and it was very quiet. Even the crows were not shouting today so maybe
winter is closer than we thought. It has been a classic autumn Sunday, me and
the dog think we may have to resort to annoying Mr Jenkins next door again if
next Sunday is like today, he will like that he has not been in my story for
ages……… I just heard a muffled scream from Mr Jenkins so he must be excited about
that or may be The Abominable Dr. Phibes has come to see him. See what happens
when you rely on the National Health…….. HAHAH Hah hah hah hah ah ah ha ha hah
hahah hhHAHAH HAHAHh HAAH hhahahah. Mum
said IDIOT again now
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