It has been the hottest day of the year so
far I think. That is not meant to happen at the end of September in the
northern hemisphere it should be autumn and getting cold. It is very confusing
for the Crows and Rooks only a week ago they were circling in the evening and
starting to sing their winter song.
The dog and dad spent the
day sun bathing in the sun while Captain Flint the Parrot was outside telling
the Rooks that their sun dials were running fast due to the fact Einstein was
wrong so its only July and not the end of September. The Owls are still hooting but then Owls can’t
use a sun dial anyway because its dark, they have to rely on Rolex’s, otherwise
they don’t have a clue about time. The dog says they prefer to have a Rolex
over other makes of watch such as Casio or Timex as they are more reliable.
I have sometimes heard
Owls in the day but this according to the dog is because they have fake Rolex’s
made in China and these may look flash but they just don’t work correctly and
are as he put it ******** RUBBISH.
At school today we tried
to create a fifteen foot long genetically modified worm in Biology but we
didn’t have enough DNA to finish the experiment so Esmeralda added a bit of
yeast and flour to the mix. We thought is best just to nod our heads and agree
it was a good idea. The result was that we ended up with fifteen foot long worm
flavoured bagels, they were OK as it happens and we ate them on the bus coming
home, with mature cheddar cheese and Bob’s genetically modified cockroach chutney.
The headmaster has sent
everyone home with an official letter from the School Governors that the school
as from tomorrow will be an officially GM free zone. Bob did warn the Biology
teacher that letting Esmeralda make the School Governors their lunch was not a
good move and it would all end in tears. As it happened it all ended in a trip
to Hospital to have their stomachs pumped out, and the headmaster told us when
he got back from visiting the School Governors. It is the first time that they
have had anyone whose stomach has been pumped out and then the object has
slithered away into the car park. Apparently too much screaming and Mass
Hysteria. Mum said IDIOTS
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