Today is even hotter than yesterday so
today is very hot. There is another
preview of art at Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop
tonight so lots of running about by mum as she sorts this out. Napoleon
Beelzebub has had a whole load of paperwork suddenly arrive from, He Who Must
be Obeyed; in connection with the entire Bahrain ruling family.
Mr Beelzebub is muttering
about paperwork now and complaining that the last thing he needs down in the
depths of his establishment is even more leaders of non democratic countries
who only complain at him about stuff. Which incidentally is not really the
thing to do if you don’t want eternal damnation to get worse than it is? But as
Mr Beelzebub often says POWER corrupts
and that luckily I will never need to worry about that happening to me
…. Phew that’s good.
Talking about power we
were doing an experiment at school on power in teams, somehow I ended up in a
team with Esmeralda so I let her be leader just in case. Electricity can be really
interesting especially when you can get it to arc across the entire classroom from
the end of a metal poker (the one I made in metalwork) to the head of the new
replacement Physics supply teacher. He must have been quite impressed himself
because he shouted and leapt in the air waving his arms about. Unfortunately
the school had a power cut just then and the teacher must have slipped somehow
because he had to go to hospital, he appeared to be a little charred but that
is one of the occupational hazards of Physics teachers.
I really must try and get
my poker back from Esmeralda, I have tried asking for it a couple of times now
but she snarls at me. I wonder if she is related to Mr Beelzebub although he is
no where near as scary as she is.
Anyway I will have to go
as I need to look smart for the preview and talk posh to people and Sooty the
Cat is meowing and trying to dribble into my keyboard which will do no one no
good. Sooty it is one of those days.
Sorry I'm in a bit of a rush today ...................................................... Life really
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Fiona Knight Yes
it is rather barmy weather, however make the most of it as next week we shall
be back into to our arctic fleeces as temperatures are really going to drop by Wednesday.
Have a great evening at the preview, and keep sooty away from your posh clothes
otherwise you know what your mum will say.....
I have returned from being
nice to the punters and telling them that art is very important and they should
buy original work from artists. After all it is one of the things that
distinguishes us from other animals, well most other animals because there are
several birds that like to ornate their nests. The dog says this might mean
that mankind is descended from Birds, which might also account for our long
term desire to fly, lets face it most animals have little or no desire to fly anywhere.
The dog also thinks this may also account for the irrational flapping of arms
in moments of crisis by the human race unlike dogs who hide under a table or
bite something.
I think Miss Fionaski
might be right about the weather because the Joules Verne Pocket Oracle and
Prophecy machine has been muttering about the autumn storm again and saying
that we should remember it is autumn and the fact it is hotter than it was in
summer is just lulling us into a false sense of security. Captain Flint the parrot
has just said WE ARE ALL DOOMED but mum has added IDIOT......
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