Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Poetry for a Cursed Child

My JK Rowling biased blog post poetry continues tonight with another terrible poem. I am much better at writing bad poetry than writing good poetry and it is always best to do what you are good at. Which in this case is being bad at writing poetry?

A Cursed Child
In a Cursed Land
Has a Terrible Terrible
Cursed Hand
That Scratches
Their Nose
In the Middle of the Night
And gives them such
A Terrible Fright
So they now
Tape their Fingers
To the Wardrobe Door
Which Means
They fall out of Bed
And onto the Bedroom Floor

Which does have one Advantage
It means
Now they tend not to



  1. Such poetry, that's plain to see. No snore galore and that's for sure.

    Thank you for your prose of the nose.

    Gary :)

    1. Merry Christmas Mr G. . . . I know a bit early but I'm going with the weather. . . .