Wednesday, 24 December 2014
Its Christmas Eve . . .A time of more repeats on the tele and cyberspace
Here we are on Christmas Eve
When Santa he rolls up his sleeve
And checks the sleigh
The reindeer too
So many things he has to do
And if he’s hungry he eats an Elf
And checks the presents on the shelf
And gets his coat out
And cleans his boots
And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hang on a bit . . . EATS an ELF
What is going on here then no one told me Santa eats Elves that’s not nice. All that Ho Ho Ho smiling and being friendly and underneath the Mr Nice Guy exterior is an Elf Eater…. Well if that’s the case it is time to do something about it.
No wonder Santa keeps singing that jingle . . . . . .An Elf a Day helps your Work, Rest and Sleigh . . . . and complaining about plagiarism
So to save the Elves . . . . . Christmas is now officially BANNED ... Sorry everyone but it’s the only way.