Tuesday, 9 September 2014
The Queen, Scottish Devolution, Scotland, England and Royal Babies
It appears that here in Britain we are going to get another royal, only as yet we don't know exactly when and what sex it will be, and what they will be called, and which bit of Britain they will be given so they can say they are the Duke/Duchess of Hull or the like. I suspect it will not be a bit of
though. Which is a small point I have not heard a
single person mention yet in respect to Scottish Devolution. Will the Queen (no
the Queen is not called Will) still be the Queen of Scotland if they take the
leap of faith and leap. I rather hope they do as a Scot, but us Scots have a
habit of leaping into big muddy holes where folk jab at us with pointy sticks. Scotland
The Queen rather likes
Scotland and she may even decide to abdicate
from England and and
become Mary Queen of Scots, sorry I mean Elizabeth Queen of Scots. She is also
rumoured to be a bit religiously inclined towards Catholicism and this would
allow her to convert. Wales
England would then have King Charles (Oooo go on vote yes Scotland) and as a Protestant and a bit outspoken he would probably attack his mum lock her in the tower and then have her sort of executed much like the original Mary Queen of Scots was by Elizabeth the First. . . . The world is full of such ironic twists.
Scotland of course would shout and wave pointy
sticks and head south raiding the north of and steal all their fish
and chips and Newcastle Brown and have a grand party. But get defeated the
following day by the English before the Scots get a chance to recover their
The whole affair finally getting sorted by the Director of Planning at the Cumbrian County Council a Mr Hadrian who builds a big wall.
I have cleaned a lot of windows today but only on the one side, the Scottish side . . . that’s the outside because that’s the wettest side . . . HAH HAH AH Ah ah ha hah ah ha hah ah ha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha ha hah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hhah ah ah haha hah ha.
And the English on the inside have nicked all the cosy chairs, but luckily the oil tank is on the outside so AH HAH AH AH hah ah ah ha ha hah ha hah ah ha hah aha h aha ha YA SUCKS BO.
AH DAMN mum says I'm an IDIOT.