Saturday, 13 September 2014
Scottish Independence . . . NO Campaign Latest Shock News.
There are certain things that need to be acknowledged as we head rapidly towards the great YES NO vote that will, we are told change the world (OK Great Britain) forever. Well what sort of thing (or WHO) changes the world, because quite frankly as humans changing it to much is not a good move at all. So we need to ask ourselves in whose best interest would these changes be, obviously not humans so by a process of elimination we must be talking Aliens.
And because these changes are associated directly with the YES NO Vote we have to assume that the entire process has been instigated by the very same Aliens, but what is their cunning plan. And exactly which side are they on, are they supporting the YES or NO campaign. Well I think I can answer that question quite easily, it is clear that the Aliens are supporting the NO campaign because of three key observations. The first of these is historical ask yourself where do people see Aliens and Alien spacecraft in
Almost always in the South of England. Yes OK the odd one turns up in Britain Wales and the North of England but they are like
Hens Teeth in . Secondly look at the political leaders
supporting the NO campaign Mr Miliband, Mr Clegg and Mr Cameron, are they Alien
Androids and all the same model at that working to instigate the Aliens cunning
plan; I bet they are. Thirdly consider
all the big corporate businesses throwing their weight behind the NO campaign.
The organisations are reclusive secret bodies that tell us little, an ideal
place for the massed hordes of Aliens to do their deeds changing our world so
they can remove all the humans or enslave us Scotland
Now I can hear some of you say that is madness but consider this, if
becoming independent is
really so bad then why would the powers that be who are now telling us this, allow the vote in the first place. It
makes no sense whatsoever unless behind the whole thing is a grand master
plan of evil cunning and quite frankly in this particular case the only ones
who will gain must be an as yet undiscovered race of Aliens from the far
reaches of space. Scotland
I suspect they have noticed that the Scots are a feisty belligerent bunch who have a strange language, seem to survive on foods that would kill most humans in a few days and will fight any Alien that they see once nightfall arrives. Waving those pointy Sticks at the powers that be and shouting ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME PAL. . .
So I believe this is an entire exorcise sorry exercise in destroying the Scottish spirit forever, so that the Aliens can move North and eventually conquer the entire world. All that stands between us (the human race) and becoming the puppets of Aliens is a YES Vote. . .
I think you know what to do. . . . . .