Saturday, 8 March 2014

A is for Aardvarks (its OK I have not really started the A to Z)

Roasted Aardvark and the brains of a fermented Gnu
Are the main ingredients of Aardvark Stew?
Adding some eyes from  . . . . . . .Tibetan Goats
And fresh Arctic Terns having first . . . . . cut their throats
And the acid from the battery of an old Submarine
And fluff scraped from the base of something very unclean
And the tail of a Lizard
And the feet of a Horse
And fresh mint licked just the once then chopped up rough and quite course
And seeds removed from the intestines of Mice
And fresh mountain snow that has boiled once and then twice
All stirred together
And then left to stand
Adding one last ingredient

The thumb

from an old

Mummified Hand.

Then serve with mash potato and fresh beans
Something new for the family, and ideal for Sunday Lunch…..

HAH AH HAH AH HA HAH AH HA Hah ha ha ha haha hah aha hah a aha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ha ha hah aha hah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


  1. Your poetry flows so well, I love the rhymes! And, of course, the content.

    1. Many thanks Miss Laura. The A to Z for real starts rather simply and modestly but after a few days it will all start to make sense...... Until then I will do the odd little poem to amuse folk a bit (sort of) . . . . . . . OK they are not amused

      HANG ON I have reason to believe someone has already said that about my poems. although it was a long time ago. . . . . .

  2. I have a funny mashed potato story from yesterday.

    1. I am rather partial to a bit of mash potato as long as it has plenty of butter, a little cream and salt and pepper (no too much salt, it is not good for you) . . . . .

  3. Will you be doing poems such as this for the A-Z?

    1. Indeed I will Sir Addman, although a little shorter, but for a reason which will become clear as the alphabet progresses

      More a case of

      You can hide
      In a tree
      To escape the clutches
      Of the Zombie

      The END

  4. Clever!

    Definitely should not have read this while I was eating my lunch, but I liked it a lot.

    1. I am glad you liked it, but I have to admit I have never eaten it myself, I must try . . . . although Aardvark is hard to find in the supermarkets of Britain.

  5. My favorite part was when you rhymed AHAAHAHAAHA
    with hahahahahaha.

    ...and the mummy hand.

    1. I try to take time
      To make it rhyme
      But sometimes it all goes wrong
      And turns to


  6. Note to self: Never eat at Rob's house if invited.

    Wrote By Rote
    An A to Z Co-host blog

    1. The food here is great Mr B but only because I dont cook it. . . . . . .

  7. Ohh thank god I didn't read it during lunch :D

    1. I am sure it would taste better than it might at first sound.

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  9. I'd like mine without the Tibetan goat eyes if possible....
    I'm visiting by way of the A to Z challenge; Thanks for stopping by my page recently. I appreciate the tip! Happy writing!
    Mary at The View from my World