Thursday, 4 July 2013
The large Mechanical ADDMAN ANDROID SUIT and other Engineering Projects
The strange world of cyberspace, well when I say the strange world of cyberspace as it happens most of it is not in the slightest bit strange which is a DAMN shame because the potential for strange is enormous. On the good side though is that my bit of cyberspace is strange OK a bit strange (a tiny bit strange). Let’s face it do folk want to read the diary of an ordinary chap unless he is a so called celebrity and even then its fickle what actually is a celebrity I find most of them rather annoying (yes I am probably just jealous). Anyway back in my own little (AND STRANGE) bit of cyberspace I sort of said as a passing remark in the playground before we went into the engineering class that I would draw, I mean design and build an ADDMAN Android Suit as worn by one of those really obscure super hero’s or was it obscure villains although I may be getting my super hero’s and villains mixed up with ancient myths from far north.
Once in the engineering department however it was decided that making a reconstruction of the mechanical monster known as The ADDMAN controlled from within by the Mad Mr Addman would be a jolly good project for all, so the class focused on the task at hand and made a large silvery technically and aesthetically brilliant mechanical master piece.
However Esmeralda had told her mum of our work and so Esmeralda’s mum turned up at the end of the day with a large blue Knitted Addman Cosy (like a tea cosy only bigger) and Esmeralda insisted that our large silvery technically and aesthetically brilliant mechanical masterpiece wore her mums knitted suit. It did sort of change the whole appearance of our masterpiece; however it was certainly very blue in its blueness. Esmeraldas mum then insisted we all had cake and biscuits even the Headmaster had to eat them, but I really wish she had not turned up with Jammie Dodgers, I hate Jammie Dodgers . . . . . . . . . . . . Still it could be worse the door to get out of the large Mechanical ADDMAN ANDROID SUIT could be jammed with wool meaning I will be trapped in here for the rest of the day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AH DAMN.
I have a feeling mum might say IDIOT when I get home….