Monday, 15 July 2013

Hadron the Micro God of Timelines of Technical Enlightenment and Jigs

Today was hot; life in a south facing glass building with no air conditioning is tough, us Brits are just not designed for hot summers and high humidity. In fact it’s the high humidity that is the problem if it was a dry heat we would be better off you don’t see folk complaining in the great deserts of the world that the office is too hot. 

It is the last week of school and tomorrow will be my last week of teaching small over enthusiastic children for the year, next year they will all be a year older and just slightly less enthusiastic, sadly this does tend to happen as you get older so when folk shout at you  STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD you can say it is in order to remain enthusiastic and create great things very quickly …….



 I have noticed that it is just starting to get darker in the evening now, so it means that we can put the fairy lights on again, as most of you know we have a simple philosophy  that says you cant have too many fairy lights.  Fairy lights of course were originally created as an offering to Hadron the Micro God of Timelines of Technical Enlightenment and Jigs and even to this day it is not unusual to see strings of fairy lights at barn dances, sadly however they are seldom seen in the old established corridors of science these days Science mocks the world of Micro Gods saying things like HA HA HA HA HA DRON. But  it is nice to know that he may be a Micro God but the largest atom smashing machine in the world was named after him (The Large Hadron Collider) even though he is a Micro God and therefore not large.



I know what you are thinking … . . . He is rambling again, is he going to tell us what he has done today or not after all this is a diary not a scrap book (I hope that was not a little mutter of O YES IT IS). You don’t see scrap books anymore they have been thrown on the scrap heap (HAH HAHAH HAHAH HAHHAH AH HHHAH HAHH Hah ha hah ahah hah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha dron) and you don’t see that smelly glue that folk stuck stuff in scrap books either.


OK yes today I . . . . . . . . . . . Hang on I have forgot but I have been drumming this evening and saw no Zombies….      

7 comments:

  1. Nice Microgod. Is he just chilling in a hammock made of timelines? I hope he doesn't fart or else time could be destroyed forever, and will smell of egg until the end of days.

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    1. I must admit Mr Addman that thought had not crossed my mind, but they do say the universe started as a huge gas cloud.

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  2. Ooh fairy lights, pretty...

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    1. Thank you Miss Laura I still have several thousand in a large bag to put up some time. . . . . You cant have tooooooo many

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  3. I like the idea of fairy lights in my vineyard and having them so lar powered but I think it would attract flying insects. I think my PM would then have so many bugs to eat that he/she would become obese. Strange, suddenly after seeing the word 'obese' I am hungry for cheese and oboe music but it is too early (5:30 AM) for them. Obese oboe cheese.,,,, visuaLLy similar,,, the ch blends like ob from a distance.

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    1. Question, the light in the upper left corner of your picture; moon, Venus, Mercury?

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    2. Grilled Cheese on Toast for breakfast sounds good Mr ESB

      That is the Moon, well about half of it. Or it might be aliens disguised as the moon . . . . After all, all things are possible.

      Oooooo . . . . . . fairy lights don't seem to attract insects and the smaller ones behind the table on the patio are solar and last several hours in the summer.

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