Tuesday, 5 June 2012
The Queen and Elvis and Aliens from Venus
Today has been the local village /hamlet Queens Jubilee party and it all appeared to go well, we have been involved in its organisation to some degree as I had agreed to create a name the royal competition and mum had agreed to judge the make a crown competition. I thought I might win the crown competition what with mum judging and the fact that I had bribed her with some pocket money (about five thousand pounds). Plus I had made a crown based on a Russian Imperial crown (what with mum being a secret Russian spy) and I am if I say so myself rather good at making things like this. But no, nothing not even a third place in the crowns based on the monarchs of other nations of which there were three entries. It appears mum was being fair and unbiased and therefore could not award me a prize but thanked me for the five thousand pounds……. NOT FAIR.
The name the royal competition was a great success several people said they thought it was very good but did wonder why Elvis was included. Some people even asked me if Elvis was related to the Queen, and I had to point out that Elvis was the King. Luckily most people already knew that Elvis was the King, although someone asked when Elvis was King and had never seen his picture on any coins, and one person thought Elvis was Prince Edward?. I’m glad that I did not include BB King, king Crimson or King Kong or things might have got very confusing indeed, and imagine the embarrassment of confusing King Kong and Camilla; anyway only one person got all twenty five right and won a giant chocolate bar.
I’m sure it is tonight the shadow of Venus crosses the moon and can be seen from earth, or would be seen from earth was it not for the fact that in Britain we are now back with the classic and traditional grey summer sky. According to the dog it is tonight that the Strange Alien Mushroom Creatures from Venus should all start eating humans, as this shadow is a sign. But of course with all the best plans of aliens some small detail scuppers the plan and the British weather has saved the day as they will not see this (nor will we sadly). And it will be nearly another two hundred years or so until it happens again so I think the Aliens from Venus will be thinking………….AH, and the great Alien mother of Venus will say IDIOT