A strange robot made an
igloo
Out of cheesecake, boiled
sweets and stew
And covered it in ginger
cake
And then made the windows out
of marzipan
Dyed a rather vivid blue
It then added a rather
interesting tower
Made from cherries and ice
cream
And when folk came to look
at it
He would shot at them
With his deadly Laser Beam
You see robots can be like
that
As fickle as a drunken flea
And if they have a sweet
tooth
It is best
To leave them
Be
Bee
Beep
Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep
Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep
Hmmm, seems to be some kind of code...
ReplyDeleteLet me just put all those beeps and bleeps through the code translator, also known as the Lil-0-Man-Meter and see if we can get a reading...
Ah, here we go. The readings translate as...well that's not very nice Mr Z. Why I'm shocked at such language!
What the bleep have I bleep bleep bleep said now bleep bleep chickens are all bleep beep beep even upside down. . . . . .beep bleep
DeleteBleep bleep . . . . Remember I only swear when I do DIY, then I bleep bleeep beep all over the place as I hit my thumb with a hammer and screw my foot to the floor